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Θέμα: Re: Parte kai ena skitso



(nil): Harry Mantoukas (bugsy(@)hol.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 20 Αύγ 1998 - 21:01:16 EEST

At 01:31 μμ 19/5/1998 +0100, you wrote:
>
>O Mixalis exei dikio polloi den exoun grigores sundeseis sto diktio.
>
>Alla egw prosopika den exw problima me ta attachments pou stelnete. I
>sundesi pou exw sto internet, einai pollaplasia tou sunolikou Bandwidth
>pou exei i Ellada auti tin stigmi, kai o server mas den masaei tipota (kati
>allo eprepe na pw alla mporei na ta blepoun kai mika paidia.......). Opote
>ama thelete stelnete aera patera.....
>
>
>Auta gia twra,
>
>
> Constantinos Kritis - ck297(@)ee.ic.ac.uk
>

Sorry alla den antexw an den soy apantisw. Loipon...

1on Oi megaliteroi providers ayti th stigmi stin Ellada (kai bazw mesa kai
panepistimia opws to Politexneio kai to Kapodistrio Panepisteio) exoyn gia
thn plaka toys 2MB (to ligotero) me eksoteriko, opote an athrisoyme to
synoliko bandwidth poy exei h Elladitsa mas ftanei peri ta 50-60MBit
xontrika. Epomenws, esi tha prepei na exeis 60MBx2 'h x3 'h x[apeiron]
pragma ligo diskolo ektos ki an thn exeis opote magkia soy alla den kanei
na mas les tetoia pragmata, ftwxoi syggeneis eimaste tote.

2on Eisai sigoyros oti den tha mpoykwsei o mail server soy ekei an egw kai
alloi 5-6 soy steiloyme apo 30.000 minimata me subject "PARE GIA NA EXEIS!"
kai main body "EISAI BLAKAS! EISAI BLAKAS!"; Se pliroforw oti programmata
gia e-mail bombing kikloforoyn polla sto diktio kai kanoyn xontri zhmia kai
kyriws thn kanoyn anonyma!

Gi' ayto, steile kanena anekdoto kai stamata na foyskwneis san galopoylo
tis plakas kai na kokoreyesai! :)

Kai twra ena anekdoto...

Ena paidaki, gyrw sta 10, paei s' ena mpoyrdelo kai leei stin tsatsa:
- Thelw mia gynaika
Ton blepei h tsatsa me miso mati kai toy leei:
- Ante fyge apo dw re momolo, akoma den ebgales moystaki, moy thes kai
gynaika!
- Thelw mia gynaika. Oriste, exw lefta, kai bgazei apo thn tsepi toy
100.000 drx!
Molis eide thn katostara h tsatsa, gyrise anapoda to mati ths kai leei toy
mikroy:
- Perase agoraki moy. Ti gynaika tha itheles?
- Thelw mia poy na exei AIDS!
H tsatsa trelathike.
- Eisai kala? Edw oles oi kopeles einai kathares!
- Thelw mia poy na exei AIDS eipa!
Telos pantwn, briskoyn mia poy na exei AIDS kai paei me ton pitsirika.
Molis teleiwnoyn, toy leei h poytana:
- Kala agoraki moy, giati thes na pethaneis se toso mikri hlikia? Emena
einai teleiwmena ta psomia moy!
- Na soy pw! Emeis eimaste ploysia oikogeneia. Etsi, egw gamaw thn
yphretria thn opoia meta thn phdaei o pateras moy. Meta o pateras moy
gamaei thn mana moy, h opoia gamietai me ton khpoyro! Ton poysth ton
khpoyro poy moy eskase thn mpala moy...

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