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Θέμα: Johnny



(nil): Filio Monou (fmonou(@)micronica.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 25 Σεπ 1998 - 16:25:34 EEST

Στην μετάφραση χαλάει λίγο γι?αυτό το στέλνω στα αγγλικά.

One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher has the class go home
and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story.
The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their
story, little Suzy raises her hand.
"My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck
and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a
big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road."
The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Suzy replies, "Don't keep all
your eggs in one basket." Next is little Lucy. "Well my dad owns a farm
too
and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator.
Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched."
The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Lucy replies "Don't count your
chickens before they're hatched."
Last is little Johnny. "My uncle Donnie fought in the Vietnam war; his
plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed
with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down he
drank the case of beer. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100
Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of
bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The blade on
his
machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands" Teacher looks
in shock at Johnny and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story.
Johnny replies, "Don't fuck with uncle Donnie when he's been drinking."

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