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Θέμα: O epimenon ellinika ?



(nil): Sofoklis Magoulas (sofmag(@)maroussi2004.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 29 Σεπ 1998 - 12:10:55 EEST

Vasika mono elliki lista den nomizo na einai,
tespa as mpo sto klima kai na steilo merika sta aglika
What's the difference between Watergate and Zippergate?
At least this time, there's no doubt about the identity of "Deep
Throat."

Why did Monica Lewinsky accept an offer to work on the White House
staff?
She didn't know what "staff" they really meant.

Why is President Clinton waiting to tell his side of the story?
He wants Marv Albert to do the interview.

Johnny Cochran's latest defense strategy for Slick Willie: If she spit,
then you must acquit.

Did you hear the new American slang term for oral sex?
Hey honey, just Bill me...

Or more the more conservative,
Baby, give me a Clinton!

What did Hillary say when Bill told her his side of the story?
This one is hard to swallow.

What did Johnny Cochran, Clinton's new lawyer, say to the jury?
It's not a sin, if it don't go in!

How did Bill reply regarding questions of "coaching" Monica's testimony?

"It wasn't words that I put in her mouth."

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