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Θέμα: Computer One-Liners



(nil): bat_geor (bat_geor(@)mail.hol.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 30 Σεπ 1998 - 13:58:07 EEST

Computer One-Liners:
        If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must
        be the process of putting them in.
        Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
        Programmer: A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with
        inanimate objects.
        Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be
        hard to understand.
        XMODEM: A spot-marking transfer protocol.
        YTERM: A terminal program for queries.
        SQWERTY: Computer keyboard sized down for use by children.
        SYSTEM GOING DOWN AT 4:45 THIS AFTERNOON FOR DISK
        CRASHING.
        The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.
        Documentation is like sex: When it's good, it's fantastic, when it's
        bad...
        Do something unusual today. Accomplish work on the computer.
        BATCH: A group, kinda like a herd.
        Computer hackers do it all night long.
        Computer modelers simulate it first.
        Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit.
        Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.
        Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
        The name is Baud......, James Baud.
        Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
        COFFEE.EXE Missing---Insert Cup and Press Any Key.

        Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
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