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Θέμα: sthn poutana...........



(nil): Giota (giota(@)ufscargo.thessal.singular.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 22 Οκτ 1998 - 11:25:00 EEST

Meta apo apoxh pollon hmeron sas stelno ena anekdotaki special.........

Htan mia poutana,h opoia eixe mia korh 16 xronon kai apofasise oti eixe
ftasei h ora ths na doulepsei kai auth kai na prosferei sthn mhtera ths ta
pros ta zhn,pou pleon den thn hthele kanenas.
Etsi loipon,thn fonakse kai tin orminepse ti akribos prepei na kanei kai me
poious.
Ksekinaei thn epomeni mera(stin kirioleksia nixta htane) h kori kai
pigainei sthn monasthriou.Sthnetai ekei kai se ligo thn plhsiazei enas
tipos omorfos psilos kai me PORSCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pigainooun sto "MAKEDONIA PALLAS" (den to sizhto pou allou tha tin pigaine
eksallou o tipos)bgazoun ta matia tous kai meta erxetai h ora ths pliromis.
-"Poso theleis koukla?" rotaei o kouklos.
Skeftetai h mikrh,-nea eimai,oraia eimai,parthena hmoun--"Thelo 1.500
drx."apantaei,(h epoxh poy bghke to anekdoto htan propolemikh tote pou to
augo ekane 1.000.000).
H bradia sunexisthke me enan deutero pelath ligo pio megalo sthn hlikia
kai ligo pio ftoxo.Meta apo thn "sexoualikh praxh"o pelaths rotaei thn
kopela
-"Poso einai h lipiteri?"
Skeftetai pali h mikra-nea eimai,oraia eimai,parthena mporei na min eimai
pleon alla den eimai kai kamia.........-"Thelo 150 drx.(mhn tromazete me ta
posa etsi kai allios einai eikonika).
H kopela eixe orexh gia douleia(proth mera htane)opote synexise kai me
trito pelath,o opoios htan arketa ptoxos kai arketa megalos alla ti na
kanei den ipirche perithorio gia epiloges,eipe na kanei kai ena psichiko
bre adelfe,na elafrinei thn thesi ths otan erthei h ora ths krisis.
Pigan se ena parko (pou lefta gia xenodochio) ekanan oti mporesan (giati
kai krio ekane kai o geros den.........ekane) kai ftanei kai h ora ths
plhromhs.
-"Theleis kai lefta?" thn rotaei o pelaths (na charo ego pelath,deka
tetoious na exei kathe mera to ekleise to magazi).Skeftetai h mikri-nai men
eimai nea,eimai oraia,den me exei perasei kai h mish Ellada,alla krima
einai den exei pou den exei lefta as mhn tou paro kai ta sobraka,ua tou
paro omos tosa osa gia na mhn leo oti phga tzampa.-"Dose mou 15 drx."
H ora eixe perasei etsi apofasise na epistrepsei spiti.Girnontas sto spiti
skeftike na metrisei ta lefta pou mazepse.Exoume kai leme:
apo ton proto phra 1.500 drx.
apo ton deuterpo phra 150 drx. kai
apo ton trito phra 15 drx. sinolo
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                               1.665 drx.
Kali konomisia(gia t dedomena ths epochs bebaia)skeftetai h mikri,kai giati
na ta doso ola sthn mana mou kai namhn krathso kai liga gia ton euato mou
sto kato kato ego kourastika.Auta skefthke h mikrh kai apo tis 1.665
apofasise na krathsei tis 665 kai ta ypoloipa na ta dosei sthn mana ths.
Ftanontas sto spiti h mana ths thn perimene gai na mathei ti egine thn
proth mera.
-"Loipon" thn rotaei,"pes mou posa lefta ebgales shmera?"
-"1.000 drx" apantaei h mikrh kai ths ta dinei.
-"Kala morh,sthn mana sou les psemata?" orietai h mana.
-"Giati?" aporei h kori.
-"Tha sou exhghso giati."Me posous antres phges?"
-"Me treis"
-"Loipon,prin pane mazi sou autoi ta organa tous htan etsi: 666
  otan teleiosan mazi sou ta organa tous htan etsi: 999
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  ama kanoume thn prosthesi mas dinei to sinolo 1.665
  Pou einai ta ypoloipa xrhmata e?
  Kala sthn poutana
poutanies?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ouf teleiose epitelous htan ligo makri alla nomizo oti einai kalo

Giota

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