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Θέμα: Parapona gia ton Otenet.



(nil): Παναγιώτης Αναστασίου (pain(@)otenet.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Σαβ 31 Οκτ 1998 - 23:55:49 EET

    Gia se olous sas.Tha ithela me aformi to gramma tou jim na anafero
kai ti diki mou apopsi epi tou thematos.
Odos o otenet teleutaia to exi paraxilosi (i paraxesi,parte to opos
thelete).Alla auto pou me ekneurise pano apo
ola itan i apadisi pou edose o NOC Otenet.Kala mas douleuoun
kanonika?Otan o typos anaferi oti sindeetai
me taxitita 40-46 kbs mas exi gia xazous i gia ilithious?Prosopika xero
kamia 10ria atoma me modem 56k
oi opioi den exoun POTE MA POTE staurosi taxitita anoteri apo 33.6 eite
einai ston otenet ite HOL ite Forthnet.
Ti V90 kai k56 kai PRASINA ALOGA (oraio sigrotima kata ta alla) lei o
tipos?Eimai katoxos enos Sportster Flash
56k me X2 kai oti alla s...a exi pano tou kai pote den epiasa kan
40....mia zoi sta 33.6.To exo testari kai xanatestari
pano apo 10 fores,exo energopiisi kai apenergopiisi to X2 alla tipota.De
bori na erxete o kathe karagiozis kai na mas
lei oti sindeetai me modem sta 40-46...Apo oti xero den iparxi etairia
paroxis ipiresion internet pou ta modem tis na
iperbenoun ti taxitita 33.6.An exoun grammes T1,T2 klp kai sindeodai me
10 mbits/sec MAGIA TOUS.Alla oxi
na mas douleuoun gia ta modem eno ena programma 5.2 mbyte to katebazoume
se 40 lepta(se ores aixmis mexri
kai 90 bori na ginoun).To theoro aparadekto otan xeklebo 30 lepta na bo
net(distixos eimai 17 xronon kai proetimazomai
gia panellinies) kai ta 5-10 apo auta na prospatho na sindetho (kai otan
sindeomai i sindesi na einai tis plakas,na kobetai
i apla na arnite na mou metaferi dedomena).Merikes fores oute to mail
den mou katebazi kai anagazomai na kano disc kai
meta pali connect mipos kai filotimithi na doulepsi.

Siggnomi gia to megethos tou grammatos alla barethika kai bouxtisa apo
tis (Exesies kata ton otenet) sindesis tou.
Enas paraponemenos 17xronos xristis.

P.S. kai ena mikro anekdoto gia na min paraponioudai osi exoun grafti
sti lista mono gia auta:
den einai akrivos anekdoto einai ena poima pou exo akousi sto sxolio
"Skata edo,skata eki,skata kai parapera
skata sti gi,ston ourano,skata kai ston aera
Skata na fas,skata na piis,skata na pas na xesis
ap'ta skata na sikothis kai sta skata na pesis"
(ean sinexizetai kai xeri kanis ti sinexia parakalo stilte tin)
sxetikes frasis:skata edo skata eki skata kai parapera,opou pato skata
pato
kai i laiki risi:opios ti nixta perpati,laspes kai skata pati

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