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Θέμα: Paraggelia diskou



(nil): Michail Konstantinidis (michailk(@)cogs.susx.ac.uk)
Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 01 Νοέ 1998 - 05:42:42 EET

Htan loipon mia kopela sthn Agglia pou h0ele na paraggeilei thlefwnika
enan disko (me credit card charge klp). Pairnei loipon to noumero alla
katalathos anti na parei to diskadiko, pairnei ena synergeio
autokinhtwn. O "polla barys" o mastoras ki etsi to shkwnei

-Hello

-Hi. Do you have the 'Two lips and three kisses'?

-No, apantaei o mhxanikos. I have two feet and three inches.

-Oh, is that a record?

-No, just a regular size!

Michalis

--
The future, always so clear to me, has become like a black highway at
night. We were in uncharted territory now... making up history as we went
along. 
The luxury of hope was given to me by the Terminator. Because if a machine
can learn the value of human life... maybe we can too. 
                                      Sarah J. Connor
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