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Θέμα: MYNHMA



(nil): Theodore Kitsos (Theodore.Kitsos(@)north.com.au)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 02 Νοέ 1998 - 00:17:21 EET

MYNHMA se filo

Zw sto Sydney-Australias, apo otan efuga apo thn Ellada, December 1987.
Piga sto thruliko "Deutero Lukeio Terpsitheas Glyfathas". Prospathw na
erthw se epikoinwnoia me ena palio mou summathiti, ton Andrea Dimitro...,
pou kaname mazi thn prwth desmi, kai opoios pige sto NewYork-USA otan
teleiwsame to sxoleio. Ap'oti mou'xe pei eixe paei sto "City University of
New York" n kati tetoio.
Andrea, ean eisai grammenos kai sy s'autn tn lista anekdotwn kai laveis
auto to email, apantnse mou stnv parakatw email dieuthunsn (use english
fonts for response):

Theodore.Kitsos(@)North.com.au

PS: Kai liga asteia gia olous.

> THE TOP TEN THINGS........
> THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE, BUT ARE NOT:
>
> 10. I need to whip it out by 5.
> 9. Mind if I use your laptop?
> 8. Just stick it in my box.
> 7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
> 6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
> 5. HMMMM....I think it's out of fluid!
> 4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
> 3. It's an entry-level position.
> 2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
> 1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there!
>
> THE TOP TEN THINGS........
> THAT SOUND DIRTY AT GOLF, BUT ARE NOT:
>
> 10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
> 9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
> 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
> 7. Look at the size of his putter.
> 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
> 5. Mind if I join your threesome?
> 4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
> 3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
> 2. Nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
> 1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.
>
> THE TOP TEN THINGS.........
> THAT SOUND DIRTY IN LAW, BUT ARE NOT:
>
> 10. Have you looked through her briefs?
> 9. He is one hard judge!
> 8. Counsellor, let's do it in chambers.
> 7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
> 6. Is it a penal offense?
> 5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
> 4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
> 3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
> 2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
> 1. Think you can get me off?
>

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