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Θέμα: I teleutaia prova.



(nil): ncg2 (ncg2(@)ukc.ac.uk)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 12 Νοέ 1998 - 01:19:14 EET

Htan mia fora enas xrhmatisths pou eihe agorasei ena retire se mia
polykatoikia. Ka8e mera autos o typos epestrefe spiti tou 9 i wra kai
stis 10 itan sto krevataki tou. Mia mera loipon, noikiase to ypogeio tis
polykatoikias ena sygrothma heavy metal kai kathe mera meta tis 10 to
vrady ginotan tis poutanas stin polykatoikia. Kithares, tympana,
ourliaxta, sketh kolasi. To prwto vrady pou arxisan na paizoun, o
xrhmatisths htan stin tsita kai eprepe na shkw8ei nwris to epomeno prwi.
Katevainei loipon katw kai tous xtypaei tin porta. Tote vgainei enas
mallias mesa stin mastoura:
-Ti 8eleis filarako?
Kai o xrhmatisths deila deila:
-Kserete, me enoxlei i mousiki kai eho douleia avrio to prwi kai
katalavainete...
-Syggnwmi re filarako alla ksereis avrio exoume synavlia kai kanoume mia
teleutaia prova.
-Kala, leei o xrhmatisths, ti na kanoume. Ama einai gia mia fora
entaksei.
Thn allh mera pali ginotan to idio pragma.
Katevainei pali o xrhmatisths, xtypaei tin porta:
-Syggnwmh alla me enoxlei h mousikh kai avrio exw poly douleia.
-Syggnwmh filarako mou alla ksereis anavlh8hke h synavlia logw vroxhs
gia avrio. Mia teleutaia prova kanoume...
Kala leei o xrhmatisths, entksei, mia vradya einai. 8a to anextoume
Tin epomeni, eksantlhmenos apo ta dyo ksenyxtia kai mia dyskolh mera,
gyrnaei stis 9 spiti tou kai stis deka peftei sto krevataki.
Panw pou paei na ton parei o ypnos, ksanarxizei h gnwsth parea ta
metalla kai pali stin tsita o xrhmatisths.
Katevainei pali katw kai xtypaei tin porta:
-Sas parakalw, eimai rakos kai avrio exw mia poly kourastikh mera. Den
mporeite na kanete ligotero 8oryvo?
Gia alli mia fora o mallias:
-Xereis filarako eixame ena provlima me ton atzenth mas kai anavlh8hke h
synavlia gia avrio. Mia teleutaia prova kanoume kai terma.
Fanera enoxlhmenos epistrefei sto diamerisma tou.
Gia na min ta polylogoume, to idio pragma ginotan gia ena mhna, kai otan
o filos mas katevaine gia na diamartyrh8ei epairne tin apanthsh:
-Mia teleutaia prova kanoume.
Mia mera omws o xrhmatisths den katevhke gia na diamartyrh8ei to opoio
ekane megalh entypwsh sto sygrothma:
-Lete re malakes na epa8e tipota to an8rwpaki gia na min er8ei mexri
twra?
Etsi apofasisan na riksoun mia matia sto diamerisma tou. Me to pou
anvainoun sto retire, vlepoun tin pora misanoixth. Mpainoun mesa, kanoun
mia volta sto spiti mexri pou akoune 8oryvo apo tin krevatokamara. Me to
pou ftanoun eksw apo tin krevatokamara, vlepoun tin porta anoixth kai to
xrhmatisth panw sto krevati na thn paizei.
-Kyrie xrhmatista! Emeis sas eixame gia sovaro an8rwpo. Ti pragmata ein'
auta?
Kai autos tous apantaei:
-Oxi re paidia, den einai tipota. Kanw mia teleutaia prova gia na'r8w
katw na sas gamhsw!!!

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