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Θέμα: Fw: Psychiatric Hotline



(nil): Efi Athanassakou (eathan(@)mail.datamedia.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 14 Δεκ 1998 - 16:45:22 EET

Psychiatric Hotline

Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

 If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

 If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

 If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

 If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

 If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell
you which number to press.

 If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No
one will answer.

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