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Θέμα: GYNAIKOLOGIKO + 4 MIKRA



(nil): Makis & Katerina (cmkon(@)tin.it)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 05 Φεβ 1999 - 02:42:44 EET

gynaikologiko...

PAEI POY LETE MIA TYPISA STON GYNAIKOLOGO KAI TOY LEEI:

GIATRE MOY EXO ENA PROVLHMA,EXO VGALEI ENA MAVRO STIGMA STO ARISTERO
MPOYTI...

THN VAZEI STO GYNAIKOLOGIKO KREVATI KATA THN GNOSTH STASH,..TO VLEPEI,..
VAZEI LIGO SALIO STON DEIKTH(ENNOONTAS TO DAKTYLO)....PAEI PANO APO TO
MAVRO STIGMA ,...TO TRIVEI KAI AYTO FEYGEI

META APO LIGES MERES H GYNAIKA KSANAGYRIZEI ,PANTA ME TO IDIO STIGMA STHN
IDIA 8ESH, STO MPOYTI PSILA KAI PROS TO MEROS TOY AIDIOY (TOY GYNAIKIOY
"TSIOY-TSIOY" GIA OPOION DEN KATALAVE)

TO KSANAVLEPEI O GIATROS , KSANAVAZEI SALIO STO DAXTYLO,...TO TRIVEI ,..KAI
AYTO KSANAFEYGEI.....

NA MHN TO POLYLOGOYME H GYNAIKA SYNEXISE NA PHGENEI GIA PERIPOY ENA MHNA
SXEDON KA8E TREIS MERES...OPOTE AGANAKTISMENH KAI FOVISMENH ROTAEI TON
GIATRO:
"MA GIATRE MOY ,GIATI KA8E FORA POY KANO SEX ME TON ANTRA MOY, MOY VGAINEI
AYTO TO MAYRO STIGMA STO MPOYTI ???!!"

O GIATROS ME HREMO YFOS THN ROTAEI:
"GIA PEITE MOY KYRIA MOY ,O ANTRAS SAS TI DOYLEIA KANEI ???"

AYTH APANTAEI: " EINAI KSYLOYRGOS - MARAGKOS !!GIATI?"

GIATROS:
"NA....GIA NA TOY PEITE OTAN SAS KANEI GLYFOM..NI, ...NA VGAZEI TO MOLYBI
APO TO AYTI,.....................GIA NA MHN SAS MOYTSOYRONEI !!!"

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TI EINAI MIA EGKYOS GIA ENAN KANNIBALO ??
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KINDER - EKPLHKSH

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........KAI ENAS DROMEAS GIA ENAN KANNIBALO ??
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FAST-FOOD
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POS LEGONTAI OI EFTA NANOI POY EXOUN PAREI VIAGRA??
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7-UP

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MIA MERA SYNANTIOYNTAI 2 PAIDERASTES KAI LEEI O ENAS STON ALLON

....KALA DIKE MOY...X8ES "XTYPISA" ENA TETRAXRONO ALLO PRAMA.......

OPOTE TOY APANTAEI O ALLOS : ....TI LES RE MALAKA , GYNAIKA POY PERPATAEI
DEN LEI,.......... ASE POY EGO THN GOYSTARO THN GYNAIKA ME TA OYLA THS......

AYTA KAI GIA SHMERA
GEIAAA

PS: TA EPH OMHROY HTAN AXTYPHTA!!!! SYNEXISTE ETSI

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