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Θέμα: O Naytikos



(nil): stefanos7 (stefanos7(@)otenet.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 11 Φεβ 1999 - 06:00:03 EET

Enas naytikos epistrefei apo kapoio taksidi pou kratnse arketous mnves kai
proteivei stn gyvaika tou va kavouv erwta.To akouei aytn kai frikarei."Dev
eisai sta kala sou"tou leei,"toso kairo pou leipeis poios kserei sta
diafora limania pou pianate me ti brwmogyvaikes gyrizes.Ase twra pou
sernetai ki'ayto to Eitz...Alla ev pasn periptwsei,av pragmatika
endiaferesai, pngaine edw apo katw sto isogeio pou yparxei eva farmakeio,
agorase eva profylaktiko kai ela va kavoume erwta".O avtrwpos ti va kavei,
katebaivei sto farmakeio,alla...gia kakn tou tyxn leipei o farmakopoios kai
stn thesn tou eivai n mikrn tou korn 13-14 xrovwv.Ntrepetai aytos dev kserei
ti va zntnsei kai meta apo polln amnxania tns zntaei mia Noutricia kai to
koritsi tou tnv deivei.Avebaivei epavw blepei tnv Noutricia n gyvaika toy
kai givetai eksw frevwv..."bre,tou leei,dev vtrepesai ligo oloklnros avtras
va ntrepesai va zntnseis eva aplo profylaktiko?to koritsi etsi ki'alliws ta
exei syvnthisei ayta...avte twra pngaive ksava kai znta profylaktiko..".O
anthrwpos katebaivei pali,sto tameio einai pali to koritsaki,ti va
kavei,ksava amnxavia kai sto telos zntaei eva Pampers kai avebaivei epavw, n
gyvaika tou bebaia tov katsadiazei, opote gia...tritn fora paei sto
farmakeio alla twra entelws apofasismevos zntaei epi telous eva
profylaktiko.To koritsi tou to deivei amesws kai...ekei pou paei va
plnrwsei, tov kyttazei kapws perierga.O typos pali se amnxavia kokkinizei,
paei va fygei, kontosteketai...ksavagyrizei, blepei to koritsi va
eksakolouthei va to blepei parakseva, opte to rwtaei: "Dev mou les,rwtaei,
mporeis va mou peis giati me kyttas etsi perierga?"."Dioti Kyrie, tou
apantaei aytn,eimai poly periergn va dw ti tha to kavete telos pavtwv ayto
to mwro...Tha to taisete n' tha to gamnsete?????"...

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