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Θέμα: Απ: simpe logic + cats & docs



(nil): CONVOY TRANS LTD (convoytr(@)otenet.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 12 Φεβ 1999 - 17:56:52 EET

δεν καταλαβαινω γιατι θα πρεπει να κανετε επιδειξη γνωσεων στη λιστα.....???
τα ελληνικα σας εχουν προβλημα....????

-----Αρχικό μήνυμα-----
Από: Vangelis Damtsios <vangelis(@)micromuse.com>
Προς: Joke of the Day ... <Jokes(@)ceid.upatras.gr>
Ημερομηνία: Viernes 12 de Febrero de 1999 01:52 PM
Θέμα: JotD... simpe logic + cats & docs

>SMART MAN + SMART WOMAN = ROMANCE
>
>SMART MAN + DUMB WOMAN = PREGNANCY
>
>DUMB MAN + SMART WOMAN = AFFAIR
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>DUMB MAN + DUMB WOMAN = MARRIAGE
>
>SMART BOSS + SMART EMPLOYEE = PROFITS
>
>SMART BOSS + DUMB EMPLOYEE = PRODUCTION
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>DUMB BOSS + SMART EMPLOYEE = PROMOTION
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>DUMB BOSS + DUMB EMPLOYEE = OVERTIME
>
>A MAN WILL PAY $2.00 FOR A $1.00 ITEM HE NEEDS.
>
>WOMAN WILL PAY $1.00 FOR A $2.00 ITEM THAT SHE DOES NOT NEED.
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>A WOMAN WORRIES ABOUT THE FUTURE UNTIL SHE GETS A HUSBAND.
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>A MAN NEVER WORRIES ABOUT THE FUTURE UNTIL HE GETS A WIFE.
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>A SUCCESSFUL MAN IS ONE WHO MAKES MORE MONEY THAN HIS WIFE CAN SPEND.
>
>A SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS ONE WHO CAN FIND SUCH A MAN.
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>TO BE HAPPY WITH A MAN, YOU MUST LOVE HIM A LITTLE AND UNDERSTAND HIM A
>LOT.
>
>TO BE HAPPY WITH A WOMAN YOU MUST LOVE HER A LOT AND NOT TRY TO
>UNDERSTAND
>HER AT ALL.
>
>MEN WAKE UP AS GOOD-LOOKING AS THEY WENT TO BED.
>
>WOMEN SOMEHOW DETERIORATE OVERNIGHT.
>
>A WOMAN MARRIES A MAN EXPECTING HE WILL CHANGE, BUT HE DOESN'T.
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>A MAN MARRIES A WOMAN EXPECTING SHE WON'T CHANGE, BUT SHE DOES.
>
>MARRIED MEN LIVE LONGER THAN SINGLE MEN,
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>BUT MARRIED MEN ARE MORE WILLING TO DIE.
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>ANY MARRIED MAN SHOULD FORGET HIS MISTAKES.
>
>THERE'S NO USE IN TWO PEOPLE REMEMBERING THE SAME THING.
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>A WOMAN HAS THE LAST WORD IN ANY ARGUMENT.
>
>ANYTHING A MAN SAYS AFTER THAT IS THE BEGINNING OF A NEW ARGUMENT.
>
>****
>For the most part very true
>
>
>What is a Cat?
>
>1. Cats do what they want.
>2. They rarely listen to you.
>3. They're totally unpredictable.
>4. They whine when they are not happy.
>5. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
>6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
>7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
>8. They're moody.
>9. They leave hair everywhere.
>10. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
>
>Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats.
>
>
>What is a Dog?
>
>1. Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of
>furniture in the house.
>2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't
>hear
>you when you're in the same room.
>3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
>4. They growl when they are not happy.
>5. When you want to play, they want to play.
>6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
>7. They are great at begging.
>8. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
>9. They leave their toys everywhere.
>10. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you
>a
>kiss.
>
>Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.
>
>
>
>-
>Vangelis Damtsios
>Micromuse PLC - Development
>Tel. +44 (0)181 875 9500 (ext.511) |
>Mob. +44 (0)7971 958119 |
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