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Θέμα: PANEPISTHMIAKO+ ENA AGGLIKO



(nil): Makis & Katerina (cmkon(@)tin.it)
Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 21 Φεβ 1999 - 03:07:35 EET

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EKSETASH FYSIKHS...

O KA8HGHTS STO EDRANO.......
MPAINEI O PROTOS MA8HTHS

KA8:"GIA PEITE MOY KYRIE SYNADELFE.....EISTE S' ENA TRENO POY TREXEI ME 100
KM/ORA ME KATEY8YNSH BORA-NOTO...KAI KANEI ZESTH TI KANETE....???"

MA8HTHS:"NAAAAA KYRIE KA8HGHTA 8A KATEVASO TO PARA8YRO.."

KA8 :"MPRAVO KYRIE SYNADELFE....KAI ME TI TAXYTHTA MPAINEI O AERAS
MESA....??"

O MA8HTHS KONTOSTEKETAI.....PROSPA8EI NA TO VREI ME PRAKSEIS ....TIPOTA
,TZIFOS!!

KA8:"SYGNOMH KYRIE SYNADELFE ALLA KOVESTE........."

MPAINEI O EPOMENOS ....PALI H IDIA ISTORIA

KA8:"GIA PEITE MOY KYRIE SYNADELFE.....EISTE S' ENA TRENO POY TREXEI ME 100
KM/ORA ME KATEY8YNSH BORA-NOTO...KAI KANEI ZESTH TI KANETE....???"

MA8HTHS:"E TOTE KYRIE KA8HGHTA 8A KATEVASO TO PARA8YRO NA MPEI LIGO AERAS"

KA8 :"MPRAVO KYRIE SYNADELFE....KAI ME TI TAXYTHTA MPAINEI O AERAS
MESA....??"

O MA8HTHS KONTOSTEKETAI.....PROSPA8EI NA PEI KATI ,ALLA SKATA ...KAI PALI
TIPOTA

KA8:"SYGNOMH KYRIE SYNADELFE ALLA KOVESTE........."

OPOTE EKSO APO TO TMHMA BGAINEI H VROMA GIA THN EROTHSH KAI MPAINEI O
EPOMENOS

PALI TO IDIO PROVLHMA

KA8:"GIA PEITE MOY KYRIE SYNADELFE.....EISTE S' ENA TRENO POY TREXEI ME 100
KM/ORA ME KATEY8YNSH BORA-NOTO...KAI KANEI ZESTH TI KANETE....???"

MA8:" EEE NA KYRIE KA8HGHTA 8A BGALO TO PALTO MOY...."

KA8:"...NAI KYRIE SYNADELFE ALLA SYNEXIZETE NA ES8ANESTE ZESTH ....TI
KANETE????"

MA8:" EEE TI NA KANO KYRIE KA8HGHTA 8A BGALO KAI TO SAKAKI...!!"

O KA8HGHTHS FANERA ENOXLHMENOS APO THN DEYTERH APANTHSH

KA8:".EEEEE ..NAI KYRIE SYNADELFE ALLA SYNEXIZETE NA ES8ANESTE ZESTH .
MILAME GIA POLY ZESTH....TI KANETE??

MA8:" EEE TOTE KYRIE KA8HGHTA S' AYTH THN PERIPTOSH 8A BGALO KAI TO
FANELAKI, TO PANTELONI ,TO SOBRAKO .....OLA!!!!! 8A MEINO OPOS ME GENNHSE H
MANA MOY ...!!"

FANEROTATA TZANTISMENOS O KA8HGHTHS ALLA ME PONHRO YFOS TOY STYL "TORA 8A
SOY DEIKSO EGO"............

KA8:"ORAIA KYRIE SYNADELFE, ALLA STO PISO KA8ISMA BRISKONTAI 2 ARAPADES POY
PERIMENOYN THN STIGMH POY 8A MEINETE GYMNOS GIA NA SAS THN FORESOYN ... TI
KANETE TOTE KYRIE SYNADELFE ??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

MA8:"......EEE KAI DE PAN NA ME GAMHSOYN KYRIE KA8HGHTA! EGO MIA FORA TO
PARA8YRO DEN TO KATEVAZO !!!!!!!"

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ZHTO EK TON PROTERON SYGNOMH APO THN LISTA ALLA TO PARAKATO ANEKDOTO DEN
MPOREI NA METAFRASTEI KAI PISTEYO OTI AKSIZEI NA ANAFER8EI !!!

One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see
which should be in charge.
The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the most important and
I should be in charge."
The eyes said "I see everything and let the rest of you know where we
are, so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."
The hands said "Without me we wouldn't be able to pick anything up
or move anything. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."
The stomach said "I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest
of you. Without me, we'd starve. So I'm the most important and I
should be in charge."
The legs said "Without me we wouldn't be able to move anywhere. So I'm
the most important and I should be in charge."
Then the rectum said "I think I should be in charge."
All the rest of the parts said "YOU?!? You don't do anything! You're not
important! You can't be in charge."
So the rectum closed up.
After a few days, the legs were all wobbly, the stomach was all queasy,
the hands were all shaky, the eyes were all watery, and the brain was
all cloudy. They all agreed that they couldn't take any more of this
and agreed to put the rectum in charge.
The moral of the story?
You don't have to be the most important to be in charge, just an ASSHOLE

AYTA !!!

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