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Θέμα: Mpoukalaki.....



(nil): George Haloulos (norm(@)acci.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 02 Μάρ 1999 - 19:15:54 EET

Htan enas typos pou ithele na to kanei sth gynaika tou apo pisw alla
ayth tipota... Ti na kanei o antrwpos, episkeptetai enan giatro sexologo

-Giatre mou h gynaika mou den mou kathetai apo pisw
- A, dyskola ta pragmata. Omws tha sou dwsw ego ena farmako gia na tis
perasei! Mono pou prepei na ksereis pws tha talaipwrhtheis arketa gia na
vreis ta systatika tou giati, ksexasa na sou pw, den kykloforei sto
emporio.
- Tha kanw o,ti mou peis, arkei na mou katsei!
- Loipon wraia, eisai synergasimos. To prwto systatiko einai nyxia aetou
poy exei kathisei sthn koryfh toy Everest
-Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?????????????
- Ayto pou akoyses, apo pisw den theleis, kane kai kamia thysia!

Ti na kanei o anthrwpos, parataei douleia, oikogeneia, kai spiti kai
ksekina gia ta Imalaia. Anevainei sto Everest, phge na gremotsakistei
kamia 100aria fores, alla ta katafere... Vriskei meta apo kana xrono
paramonhs ekei kai enan aeto, tou kovei ta nyxia!!!! kai gyrizei pisw
katakopos

"Mpravo!" Tou leei o giatros. Twra to deytero systatiko: Salia myrmhgiou
Saxaras, pou exei apomakrynthei 50Km apo th fwlia toy!

- @%#$!!*
- E, apo pisw den theleis? Trexa twra!

Ftanei loipon sth Saxara, arxizi na psaxnei gia myrmygia kai telika
briskei mia fwlia... Arxizei meta na parakolouthei pia ksemakrenoun apo
th fwlia toys kai ta pernei apo pisw. Telika pianei ena pou efyge poly
makria kai tou pernei ta salia ( mhn me rwthsete pws ). Gyrizei
xaroumenos pisw.

-Kai twra to teleytaio! Tha mou fereis dontia apo krokodeilo Amazoniou
- Einai anagkh na einai Amazoniou, den ginetai na parw apo kanena toy
zwologikoy khpoy?
- OXI den tha piasei to farmako. A - M - A - Z - O - N - I - O -
Y!!!!!!!!!!
- Kala giatre mou ( "Aei gamisou re malaka" ( apo mesa tou ) )

E, sto Everest phge, sth Saxara phge ston Amazonio tha kwlwsei? Phgainei
loipon ekei kai vriskei kati krokodeilous ( mallon oi krokodeiloi ton
vrhkan ). Meta poly agwna katafernei na bgalei merika dontia apo kapoion
kai epistrefei xaroumenos pisw!

- Giatre efera kai ta dontia!
- Mpravo! Twra tha ta anamikso ola mesa se ena mpoukalaki kai tha sou to
dwsw!
- Kai den mou les giatre mou , pos tha to xrhsimopoihsw?
- A, einai poly aplo! Tha valeis to mpoukalaki panw sto komodino ths
- Kai ?
- To vrady pou tha ksaplwsete, tha tis peis, agapi mou mhpos mporeis na
mou doseis ayo to mpoukalaki pano sto komodino sou? Kai opws gyrisei na
to piasei, tha ths ton rikseis!!!!!!!!!!!

Roy(@)l

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