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Θέμα: blondes and more



(nil): Falagara Olga (falagara(@)physics.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 03 Μάρ 1999 - 15:55:54 EET

    1) What do you call an eternity?
    Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

    2) Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
    Toes Go In First.

    3) Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After
       being in the car for four hours they finally saw
       a sign that said "Disneyland Left" so they turned
       around and went home.

    4) What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common?
    You always hear about them but never see them.

    5) What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
    Oh look, Daddy... Doughnut seeds.

    6) Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
    Because it said concentrate.

    7) Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
    They think their picture is being taken.

    8) How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax?
    It has a stamp on it.

    9) Why can't Blondes dial 911?
    They can't find the 11 on the phone!

    10) What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you?
    Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth!

    11) How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer?
    There is white-out all over the monitor.

    12) Why shouldn't Blondes have coffee breaks?
    It takes too long to retrain them.

    13) A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches every part of
        her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere.
        My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head
hurts!"

        The doctor asks, "Where you ever a Blonde?"

        "Yes I was." she replies. "why do you ask?"

        The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!"

    14) A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette
        said, "Oh look at the dead bird." The Blonde looked skyward and
        said, "Where, where?"

    15) A brunette is standing on some train tracks, jumping from rail
to
        rail, saying "21" "21" "21" A Blonde walks up, sees her and
decides
        to join her. She also starts jumping from rail to rail, saying
"21" "21"
        "21"

        Suddenly, the brunette hears a train whistle and jumps off the
tracks
        just as the Blonde is splattered all over the place. The
Brunette goes
        back to jumping from rail to rail , counting "22" "22" "22"

    16) How do you drown a Blonde?
    Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

    17) Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to
a regular one?
    You have to hollow out the head.

    18) How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye?
    Shine a flashlight in her ear.

    19) Why don't Blondes like making KOOL-AID?
    Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

    20) Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to
death
        in their car at the drive-in movie theater?
    They went to see "Closed for Winter".

    21) Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists?
    They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

    22) A Blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops

a
        coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more
coins.
        She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course
the
        machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind

        the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before
stopping
        and asking if someone else could have a go. The blonde spins
around
        and shouts in her face, "Can't you see I'm winning?!"

    23) Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some

        tracks. The first blonde said, "These look like deer tracks,"
and
        the other one said, "No they look like moose tracks." They
argued
        and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the
train
        hit them.

    24) Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of
their
        Mercedes with a coat hanger, but they couldn't. The girl with
the coat
        hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend
said
        anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is
down!"

    25) A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband

is
        having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

        Then one day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a
        beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own
head. The
        husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to
shoot
        herself.

        Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut
up...you're next!"

    26) Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
    It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

    27) What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?
    They drowned in Spring Training.

    28) What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the
YMCA?
    "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"

    29) Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
    To see what was on the other side.

    30) How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
    Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

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