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Θέμα: COWBOY & LESBIAN



(nil): Haido Drakou (hdra(@)intracom.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 10 Μάρ 1999 - 16:00:04 EET

 COWBOY

An old cowboy -- dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs
and chaps -- went to a bar and ordered a drink.
As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
She ordered her drink, turned to the cowboy and
asked, Are you a real cowboy?
Well, he began, I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows,
breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am.
What about you? the cowboy asked.
I've never been on a ranch, she said, so I'm not a cowboy. But I am a
lesbian.
What? What's a lesbian? asked the cowboy, who obviously had been out on
the ranch too long.
Let's just say that I spend my whole day thinking about women, she
replied. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of
women. When I eat, shower, watch television, everything seems to make me
think of women.
After a while she left the bar and the cowboy ordered another drink. A
young couple sat down next to him and asked, Are you
a real cowboy?
I always thought I was, he replied, but I just found out that I'm a
lesbian.

Haido

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