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Θέμα: To Tzini ksanaxtypaei



(nil): DrStrangelove (pavlos(@)quackquack.com)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 23 Μάρ 1999 - 19:22:55 EET

Enas germanos, enas ebraios kai enas mavros boltaroun se mia paralia. Ta
kymata apobrazoun ena lyxnari...o Mavros to pianei, to tribei kai...w
ti ekpliksi!!...ksepetagetai ena tzini.

" Pw-pw, euxaristw paidia, eimoun fykakismenos edw mesa 1000 xronia" eipe to
Tzini, tribontas thn mesi tou "Exete kai oi treis sas apo mia euxh...ti
thelete???"

Prwtos pairnei ton logo o mavros:

"Eimaste pragmatika dystyxismeni kai katatregmeni fyli...gia aiwnes oi leukoi mas
katadynasteuoun, o pappous mou itan sklabos... oi synthhkes beltiothikanta
kapws, alla stin Afriki eksakolouthei na epikratei ftwxia, emfylioi sparamoi kai sth
ameriki kai thn europh brithei o h ksenofobia ... Tzini sou zitw mia plousia kai
eiriniki xwra sthn Afriki, opou egw kai ola mou ta adelfia tha zoume eirinika kai
makrya apo kathe ratsismo...."

"Egine" eipe to Tzini, kai o mavros eksafanistike.

Seira eixe o Evraios:

"Se oli tin istoria mas katatrexoun....mas ediwksan apo thn Egypto, mas
soublisan kata thn Iera Eksetasi, sto Olokautoma mas ekanan sapouni....ta
pragmata eftiaksan teleutaia, alla o Antisimitismos eksakolouthei na yfistatai...se
parakalw Tzini, dwse mou ena megalo, plousio kai eiriniko Israil, opou oloi oi
Ebraioi tha euhmeroun...."

"Egine" eipe to Tzini, kai o mavros eksafanistike.

O Germanos koitakse to itan olo aporia.... "Kala Tzini me mperdepses
ligaki....thes na peis oti tha steileis olous tous mavrous sthn Afriki kai olous tous
Evraious sto Israel???"

"Nai" eipe to Tzini.

"Tote thelw mia PEPSI MAX"

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