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Θέμα: Re: Αποριών συνέχεια . . .



(nil): Thomas Flokas (tflokas(@)comversens.com)
Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 28 Μάρ 1999 - 22:26:19 EEST

Stef wrote:
>
> Mporei na les oti 'Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.' alla i
> malakia sou paei synnefo kai den eksartatai apo to xrono pou pernaei...mas
> ta exeis priksei...de ftanei pou stelneis ena swro malakismenes kryades kai
> ena karo agglika se glwssa kai poiotita humor anekdota, twra prepei na
> perimenoume na katevasoume kai ena swro malakies gia tis apopseis sou peri
> kapnismatos kai na psaxnoume na vroume to asteio...ama thes na kaneis
> proponisi sto
> tyflo systima pliktrologisis anoikse to Word i to outlook kai grafe osi wra
> thes, alla mi patas afto to gamimeno to koumpaki pou leei send kai mas ta
> prizeis, mas taxeis kanei tsourekia idi...ai syxtiri giati arketo kairo
> anextika katevazw ilithiotites

-----> An eisai todo geleios, wste na mporeis na vrizeis toso xidaia mia
KYPIA
(me oli ti simasia tis le3ews), tote as doume an exeis ta kotsia na
vriseis kai
emena pou sou dinw anoixta tin aformi: EISAI O PIO MEGALOS KARAGIOZHS
FASISTAS
KAI ANEGKEFALOS MALAKAS POU PERASE POTE APO AFTI TI LISTA ( ston ligo
xrono,
pou eimai kai egw melos tis)...

-----> An to 3ero sou anti gia mialo (aparaitito ergaleio gia na
katalaveis to
PNEYMA tis Ledas) exei mesa tonnous malakias ap' afti pou profanws
travas ka8imerina,
tote kalitera 8a itan, protou 3anadiavaseis otidipote apo ti Leda, na
pas na sou to anoi3oun
me gewtripano (fantazomai oti mono afto 8a itan ikano na tripisei to
toublo pou kouvalas gia
kefali stous omous), mipws kai vgei apo mesa i malakia, kai
3elampikareis, kai arxiseis na skeftesai,
wste toulaxiston na mi 3anamiliseis etsi se mia kiria.

----> An eisai toso magkas, wste na vrizeis mia kyria ka8imenos stin
karekla mprosta sto PC sou,
se prokalw na vriseis kai mena zwntana ( mia sinantisi mas, 8a eixe
endiaferonta apotelesmata
oson afora tin prosopiki mou ektonwsi kai gimnastiki.....Paei kairos pou
epapsa na asxoloumai
sistimatika me to boxing.....Xreiazomai ena vari sakki gameto savoura, (
san esena as poume)
gia ligi proponisi, etsi gia na 3emoudiasw!!!!......

 Anekdota: ------> ( Poia anekdota re MALAKA???? Aftes oi malakies pou
grafeis, prwton, perasan apo
                        ti lista prin kana mina, defteron einai pio kria ki' apo ton
pago, kai triton
                      antikatoptrizoun peritrana kai oloka8ara, ti SKATA
kouvalas sto SKATOKEFALO sou....

> -Pou piasane oi Rwmaioi ton Ihsou?
> -Stin Elliniki presveia sta Ierosolyma
>
> -Giati o Ioudas prodwse ton Ihsou?
> -Den ton prodwse, ginane lathos xeirismo
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P.S. Zitw siggnwmi ap' ola ta meli kai ton Aki (Listarxo) prokatavolika
gia to ifos mou. Anagnwrizw oti
exw dwsei ka8e dikaiwma na diagrafw apo ti lista. Omws, tetoia
adikaiologiti epi8esi se mia KYPIA tis opoias
to humor einai ( kata koini omologia pistevw) anwtero kata poli apo ton
meso oro sti lista, se toso xidaio kai
ivristiko tono, mono etsi mporouse na apanti8ei....

P.S.2: Alli fora, protou OPOIOSDHPOTE 3anasteilei anekdoto, as valei to
"3ero" tou na skeftei, an pragmatika
8a gelouse O IDIOS(A), otan 8a to diavaze....Isws etsi sto mellon
apofigoume diafores pare3igeiseis...!!!!

Afta kai eis alla me igeia !!!!!

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Thomas G. Flokas
Continuing Engineering-Quality Assurance
Comverse Network Systems
300 Federal Street
Andover, MA 01810 U.S.A.
web : www.comversens.com
e-mail: tflokas(@)comversens.com
voice : 978 738-3380
fax : 978 738-3411
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