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Θέμα: Comprehending engineers...



(nil): Georgina Tsioutsiouli (gtsi(@)gdb.com.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 30 Μάρ 1999 - 17:20:53 EEST

Kalhspera se olous,

Sorry gia ta agglika alla eilikrina den nomizw oti yphrxe dynatothta
metafrashs me tin idia epityxia...

Georgina

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Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,
"Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.
She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said,
"Take what you want."

"The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; The clothes
probably wouldn't have fitted."

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An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was
better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid
foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the
passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like both."
"Both?"
Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each
assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the
plant and get some work done."

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What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?

Mechanical Engineers build weapons,

Civil Engineers build targets.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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