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Θέμα: black humour



(nil): H(@)ido Drakou (H(@)ido)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 31 Μάρ 1999 - 15:13:05 EEST

Sorry για τα Αγγλικά, αλλά μεταφρασμένο χάνει...

Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed
someone
to identify the body. So his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent

for. Clem went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem said
"Yup,
he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him
over
and Clem looked and said "Nope, ain't Clyde."
The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Zeke to
identify the body and Zeke took a look at him and said "Yup, he's burnt
real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Zeke looked

down
and said "No, it ain't Clyde."
The mortician asked "How can you tell?"
Zeke said "Well, Clyde had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone in
town
knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say
"Here
comes Clyde with them two assholes!"

Χάιδω

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