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Θέμα: BALCK HUMOR ++



(nil): Makis & Katerina (cmkon(@)tin.it)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 31 Μάρ 1999 - 17:38:11 EEST

GEIA SE OLOYS

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ENAS NEAROS PAEI STON ANDROLOGO...O ANDROLOGOS TON EKSETAZEI KAI TOY LEEI:

-EXO ENA KALO NEO KAI ENA KAKO NEO. TO KALO NEO EINAI OTI TO PEOS SOY 8A
MEGALONEI 2 EKATOSTA SE OGKO THN EBDOMADA.......

O NEAROS GEMATOS XARA ZHTOKRAYGAZE.!!!!!!!!!

KAI O GIATROS SYNEXIZEI.....

-TO ASXHMO NEO EINAI OTI EINAI KAKOH8HS !!!!!!!

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TI EINAI MAKROSTENO ME MHKOS 6-7 EKATOSTA ,EXEI KEFALI KAI TRELLENEI TIS
GYNAIKES ??

- TA DEKAXILIARA

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GIATI TO BUNGEE JUMPING KAI TO NA PAS ME MIA POYTANA DEN EXOYN DIAFORA??

GIATI KAI TA DYO KOSTIZOYN GYRO STIS 15 XILIADES,DIARKOYN 30 DEYTEROLEPTA,
KAI AMA SOY SPASEI TO LASTIXO ....THN GAMHSES!!!!!!

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-MAMA ,MAMA EIMAI PLEON 16 XRONON MPORO NA FORESO SOUTIEN ??

-OXI GIORGAKH ,SOY EXO PEI XILIES FORES OXI!!!!

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LOGO OIKONOMIKON DYSXERION ENAS "BOSS" EINAI ANAGKASMENOS NA DIOKSEI APO THN
DOYLEIA TOY 2 APO TIS 3 GRAMMATEES TOY

EPEIDH H EPILOGH EINAI DYSKOLH MIA POY KAI OI 3 EINAI KALES STHN DOYLEIA
TOYS APOFASIZEI NA KANEI TEST...

DINEI KAI STIS 3 50.000 DRAXMES PARAPANO MAZI ME TO MIS8O TOYS

H PROTH TA PERNEI KAI DEN LEEI KOYBENTA....

H DEYTERH LEEI "AFENTIKO MAZI ME TO MIS8O MOY , MOY EDOSES 50.000 PARAPANO
TA OPOIA EPENDYSA SE METOXES POY DINOYN KERDOS 15% "

H TRITH LEEI "AFENTIKO MOY EDOSES PARAPANO LEFTA KAI DEN NOMIZO OTI TA
AKSIZO ...DEN DOYLEPSA PARAPANO AYTO TON MHNA"

POIA APO TIS TREIS KRATHSE TO AFENTIKO STHN DOULEIA ??????

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>>>>>>> FYSIKA AYTH ME TA MEGALHTERA BYZIA KAI TON OMORFOTERO KOLO !!!!!!!!

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KAI TO FILOSOFIKO MEROS TOY E-MAIL...KATA TOY AIDS ++++ALLA AFRODISIA,,,,

CONDOM'S POIHSH....

Undressing Venus? Dress up your penis!

You could get a germ if you don't cover your worm.

Before the bed starts to rockin', put your cock in a stockin'.

Don't make a mistake, cover your snake

If you go into heat, package your meat.

Taking out the trouser mouse? Don't forget his rubber blouse

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AYTA .......

PS : STEILTE ANEKDOTA ...OXI SXOLIA !!!!!!

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