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Θέμα: Sugnomh gia thn elleipsh ellhnikwn, alla einai " a la amerikanika..."


(nil): Christiana DIMITROPOULOU (CDIMITRO(@)mail.mcg.edu)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 01 Απρ 1999 - 23:08:21 EEST

Sugnomh gia thn elleipsh ellhnikwn, alla einai " a la amerikanika..."

Only in America....

Only in america...can pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

Only in america...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink

Only in america... do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry and A diet coke

Only in america do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters

Only in america do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage

Only in america do banks install Braille symbols at the drive up teller machine

Only in america do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to on the first place

Only in america do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight

Only in america do we use the word politics to describe the process so well
poli in greek meaning many and tics means blood sucking creatures

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