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Θέμα: Kinezikh istoria



(nil): gehalk(@)csd.uch.gr
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 02 Απρ 1999 - 15:53:23 EEST

Loipon, mia poy yphrjan sxolia
sxetika me thn katastash sth Yugoslavia,
kai akoysthke h apoch : "As koitajoyme th dikia mas
doyleia, as moy epitrapei na para8esw mia
didaktikh kinezikh istoria, poy kata th gnwmh moy
ejhgei kala kai to giati ennoies opws
"allhlegyh twn lawn" kai "koinh palh"
den steroyntai periexomenoy, enw h apoch toy
"American Dream: O ka8enas monos toy ki opoios antejei"
einai h pio megalh oytopia kai "paramy8a".
Sto telos, 8a prospa8hsw na pros8esw ki ena anekdoto...
(An oxi, sygxwrhste me parakalw...)

Htan mia fora enas geros pateras, poy etoimazotan
na afhsei thn teleytaia toy pnoh meta apo mia
zwh, poy toy eixe prosferei didagmata kai peira.
O pateras aytos eixe treis gioys. Eixan ki oi treis
mazeytei sto spiti toy, na toy parasta8oyn, para
to gegonos pws htan cyxramenoi anametajy toys, gia 8emata
poy synh8ws prokaloyn cyxrothta metajy adelfwn.
O pateras loipon -poy an ki arrwstos eixe to pneyma ygies-
8elhse na toys deijei pws eprepe na filiwsoyn.
Toys zhthse loipon na feroyn dipla sto krebati 6
jylines berges. Otan tis eferan, edwse th mia ston ena gio
kai ton proetrece na th spasei. Aytos, me ligh prospa8eia,
to katafere.To idio skhniko epanalhf8hke kai me toys alloys
gioys kai dyo alles berges.
Katopin, o pateras edwse tis treis berges poy eixan apomeinei
ston prwto gio, kai ton proetrece na tis spasei kai tis treis
mazi enwmenes. Oso ki an prospa8hse, apetyxe. Omoia ki oi
alloi. Meta apo ayto, ki afoy koitaxthkan anametajy toys,
o pateras toys edwse thn eyxh toy, toys eipe na einai enwmenoi, ki
ekleise ta matia toy afoy toys eide na filiwnoyn.

Ayth einai h poly gnwsth istoria poy moy hr8e sto noy...
Mporei na mhn htan akribws etsi h arxikh ekdosh, mporei
kai na mhn einai kinezikh, alla den exei shmasia...Shmasia
exei na katalaboyme poioi antiproswpeyoyn ka8e fora tis berges.

Kai gia na teleiwsoyme me anekdoto, enas petyxhmenos dialogos
apo x8esinh geloiografia toy Sta8h:
Rwmaios Ekatontarxos pros stratiwth: Ton stayrwsate?
Stratiwths: Malista!
Ekatontarxos: Wraia. Dwste toy twra an8rwpistikh boh8eia!
Stratiwths pros alloys: Ioyda! Fere to jydi!!!

        Giwrgos

PS: Na jypnhsoyme prin mas foresoyn ta kranh!

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                * Giorgos Ch. Chalkiadakis *
                * Postgraduate Student *
                * University of Crete, Computer Science Dpt. *
                * try out: http://www.csd.uch.gr/~gehalk *
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                  * will be uttered by the poem *
                  * either all the poets will be executed *
                  * or peace will descend on earth. *
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                * Nese Yasin *
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