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Θέμα: FW: Devoted to Frenchmen



(nil): Jack Canettis (jackc(@)hol.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Σαβ 03 Απρ 1999 - 10:26:09 EEST

Mia pou mas echi piasi olous ena anti-NATOiko esthima teleftea, sas stelno
ena anekdoto afieromeno stous Galous...

-----Original Message-----
From: Jack Canettis [mailto:jackc(@)hol.gr]
Sent: Saturday, April 03, 1999 10:23 AM
To: Vassilis Balourdos; Vagelis Mavridoglou; Thanasis (Tom) Arvanitis;
Stefanos Kotsiopoulos; Stamatis Diavatidis; Stamatis Achtidas; Solon Molho;
Pavlos Paschopoulos; Panos Kazanelis; Panagiotis (Panos) Genakos; Ntikos
(Alex) Patelis; Nikos Nikolaou; Nikos Kontaroudis; Nikos Ipiotis;
Mastrokalos Dimitris; Manos Tzanopoulos; Lilian Hellum-Mathisen; Lakis
Alkalais; Kostas Tzanetos; Kostas Tantis; Konstantinos Kokranis;
Konstantinos Chaloftis; Jan Kantas; Ilias Alkalais; Giorgos Stratigos;
Giorgos Papageorgantas; Giorgos Kapaniris; Giannis Nikolaidis; Giannis
Kouletsis; Giannis Chamilos; Doron Tal; Diogenis Efthimiopoulos; Dimitris
Avgoustidis; Christos Vrontos; Christina Tierri; Charis Theodorou; Athina
Mari; Aris Papageorgakopoulos; Antonis Assimakos; Alexandros Arkoulis
Subject: Devoted to Frenchmen

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend Marie, out for a
pleasant little pique-nique by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day, and
love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot wine and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre the
fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they
start kissing.

When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts
pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing?" asks the
bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I
have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really
steam up.

Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me ... LOWER!" Our
hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac, and pours it in her
lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives
into the river. Standing waist deep in the water, Marie throws her arms
upwards and screams furiously: "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
DOING?" Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre the fighter
pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!"

JACK CANETTIS

Visit my Web page at http://users.hol.gr/~jackc
or call me on ICQ # 14605029

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