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Θέμα: NEWS FLASH



(nil): Onic V. Palandjian (onic(@)eagleocean.com)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 06 Απρ 1999 - 18:04:01 EEST

NEWS FLASH

White House-April 6, 1999
President Clinton announced today an all out bombing offensive against
England will begin in two weeks, unless a peace accord is ratified by
England and its break-away province of Northern Ireland.
"Using the fine logic we crafted in the Kosovo intervention, we have
decided to add, incrementally, to the list of peace initiatives around
the world," he said in a prepared statement. A background briefing
indicated that on a weekly schedule, the Clinton administration would
intervene in the following areas:
Week one--Bombing of England to free Northern Ireland
Week two--Bombing of New Delhi to free the Tamil peoples of Sri Lanka
Week three--Bombing of several random African countries to stop the
Hutus from killing Tutsis.
Week four--Bombing of both Istanbul and Athens to solve the Cyprus
problem.
Week five--Bombing of Ottawa to free the Quebecoise..
Week six--Bombing of Washington, D.C. to free the CSA, held captive for
139 years.
Week seven--Bombing of Jakarta to free the Timor Islands.
Week eight--Bombing of Ankara, Baghdad and Teheran to free the Kurds.
"This schedule will do until we can come up with others," said Madeline
Albright, Secretary of State.
She did not respond when asked when the bombing of Beijing in order to
free Tibet would occur.

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