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Θέμα: WHAT TO NAME YOUR DOG



(nil): Artemis (kpolly(@)egnatia.ee.auth.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 13 Απρ 1999 - 00:29:28 EEST

                WHAT TO NAME YOUR DOG

    Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex.
 Now, Sex has been very embarassing to me. When I went to city hall
 to get his dog licence renewed, I told the clerk I would like to have
 a licence for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I
 said "but this is a dog." He said that he did not care what she
 looked like. I said "you don't understant, I've had Sex since I was
 nine years old. He said I must have been quite a kid.
    When I got married and went on my honeymoon I took the dog with me.
 I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and I and a special
 room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for Sex. I
 said you don't understand, Sex keep me awake at night. He said "me
 too."
    One day I entered Sex into a contest. But before the competition
 began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just
 standing there. I said I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He
 told me that I should have sold my own tickets. But you don't
 understand I said. I hoped to have Sex on T.V. He called me a
 showoff.
    When my wife and I had separated, we went to court to fight for
 custody of the dog. I said "your honor, I had sex before I was
 married." He said "me too." Then I told him that after I was married,
 Sex left me. He said "me too."
    Last night Sex ran away again. I spent hours lookind for him. A
 cop came over to me and asked me what I was doing in the alley at
 four o'clock in the morning. I said "I am looking for Sex."

    My case comes up Friday.................

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