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Θέμα: first time in Giohanesburg



(nil): Chryssa Seimeni (chryssa01(@)hotmail.com)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 16 Απρ 1999 - 11:20:31 EEST

kapoia mera enas ypolipsimos kirios xekinaei ena epaggelmatiko
taxidi, gia 1 synedrio poy organone i etairia toy sto Giohanesburg
ths Afrikis.
Meta apo ena iremo taxidi, o kirios ftanei ston proorismo toy.
Diapistonei omos oti eftase 6 ores noritera. Etsi arxise na psaxnei
tropous gia na skotosei tin ora toy. Ti kalitero apo ena sinemadaki
... mias kai i douleia toy den toy afine xrono eleuthero.
Arxizei loipon na periplanietai stoys dromoys kai ta sokakia, alla
den vriskei tipota. Apelpismenos rotaei ton proto perastiko:
- Me sigxorite kirie, tha mporoysate na moy peite poy yparxei kapoio
sinema;
- Aa... proti fora erxeste sto Giohanesburg; rotaei o en logo tipos...
- Nai, giati;
O tipos apofeugei na apantisei. Parola auta dinei odigies ston kyrio
pos na vrei to sinema.
Se xrono miden ftanei exo apo to sinema, opoy exei sximatistei mia
terastia oyra mprosta sto tameio. Meta apo arketi ora ftanei sto
tameio.
- Tha ithela ena eisitirio...
- Plateia h exosti...; rotaei h tamias, panta me to xamogelo sta
xeili.
- Doste mou ena plateia...
- Aaa... proti fora erxestai sto Giohanesburg;
- Nai giati;
- Xerete, sto sinema sinithos oi mayroi pairnoun eisitirio gia
plateia, eno oi leykoi gia exosti.
- A kala..doste mou ena gia exosti tote...
Mpainei o kyrios mas ston exosti, kathetai kai volevetai, xekinaei h
tainia "Saving Private Ryan". Opos einai gnosto oi tainies toy
Spielberg kratane mpolikes ores, me apotelesma o typos na arxisei na
exei provlima me thn kisti toy. Sikonetai viastika, kai psaxnei gia
toualeta.
Se kapoia stigmi meta apo apegnosmenes prospatheies o typos mas
gyrizei ston proto poy vriskei mprosta toy kai ton rotaei.
Mporeite na moy peite poy einai i toualeta giati den tin vrisko. Poy
sto diaolo tin exoyn valei;
- A proti fora erxeste sto Giohanesburg...:
- Nai re file, giati;
- Xereis, edo den exoyme toyaleta. Apla tin vgazeis kai katouras apo
kato stin plateia
- Ma .. i anthropoi apo kato;;
- min anisiheis ... den lene tipota..
O kirios trehei grigora stin gonia toy exosti. Tin vgazei exo
ntropala, kai arhizei na katouraei apo kato me girismeni tin plati
gia na min ton vlepoun.
Se kapoia stigmi, akougete mia foni apo tin plateia...
- Re filaraaaaa......proti fora erxese sto Giohanesburg;
O kirios sastizei.. alla apantaei..
- Nai giati;
- E kouna tin ligo re malaka...olo emena katouras!!!

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