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(nil): Apostolos Touloumtzoglou (danaus(@)freesurf.ch)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 23 Απρ 1999 - 13:01:36 EEST

Sorry an exoyn ksanagraftei (den mporw na uymhuw) kai sorry apo toys
alergikoys sta greeklish.

Leei loipon oti teleytaia apodeixthke oti h mpyra periexei gynaikies
ormones:
Meta apo 10 mpyres enas antras den mporei na odhghsei kai leei mlkies!

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2 polwnes kalogries episkeptontai gia prwth fora thn amerikh kai
skeptontai oti prepei na fane... Pane ekei konta se ayto poy moiazei me
periptero kai poylaei thganites patates.

To leksiko fysika sto xeri kai metafrazoyn leksh pros leksh to menu:

"Hot-dog", dhladh kaytos skylos, "Exeis dokimasei skylo esy;"
"Oxi bebaia, alla gia na synhuisoyme ta ntopia ethima, as paroyme 2
merides 'skylo'! "

Wraia, tis peripoieitai ekei o peripteras, ola kala kai wraia,
apomakrynontai oi kalogries mexri to pagkaki.

H pio megalh einai kai periergh, anoigei to sandwitch gia na dei to
periexomeno kai fysika kokkinizei apo ntroph! Rwtaei loipon sth
synadelfo:
-"Poio kommati soy etyxe esena;"

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Enas typakos paei diakopes, exei kai mia gata, den mporei omws na thn
parei mazi toy, thn empisteyetai sto geitona.

Pernane merikes hmeres, pairnei thlefwno o typakos to geitona na dei pws
pane ta pramata genikws.

- "Pws paei h gata;"
- "Psofhse!"
- "Re sy, trellos eisai; Tetoio neo kai moy to les sthn psyxra; Ua
eprepe na moy eleges gia paradeima thn prwth fora poy se epairna oti
einai sth skeph kai oti den mporeis na thn piaseis. Th deyterh fora poy
ua se epairna, na moy eleges oti p.x. adynatise opws fainetai. Kai thn
trith, ante na moy to eleges! Etsi opws ta les einai xaise mesa"
- "Xmmm, san na mhn exeis kai adiko..."
- "Den peirazei, gia pes twra, pws paei h pethera moy;"
- "Aaaa, sth skeph einai mwre, den mporoyme na thn piasoyme,
blepeis..."

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Kai ena epikairo:

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Ayta gia shmera, hremia kai ola ua pane kala! Geia.

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