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Θέμα: An h Microsoft eftiaxne amaksia...



(nil): Michali (michali(@)lycosmail.com)
Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 25 Απρ 1999 - 04:03:21 EEST

Se mia prosfath ek0esh ypologistwn (COMDEX), o Bill Gates sygkrine th biomhxania ypologistwn
me th biomhxania autokinhtwn legontas, "An h General Motors ekane toso megala bhmata sthn
texnologia opws h biomhxania ypologistwn, 0a odhgousame amaksia aksias 25 dollariwn kai tha
kaname 1000 milia to galloni benzinhs". H General Motors apanthse sth dhlwsh auth tou Gates
legontas "Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"

AN H MICROSOFT EFTIAXNE AMAKSIA....

1. Kathe fora pou ksanabafan tis grammes sto dromo, tha eprepe na agorasete kainourio
amaksi.

2. Kathe toso to autokinhto sas tha stamatouse teleiws sto dromo xwris logo
    kai aitia kai tha eprepe aplws na apodexteite to gegonos, na to epanekkinhsete kai na
synexisete to dromo sas.

3. Kathe toso otan kanate mia manoubra to amaksi sas tha stamatouse kai tha kollouse kai tha
eprepe na epanegkatasthsete th
   mhxanh. Gia enan parakseno logo tha eprepe na to apodexteite etsi apla ki ayto.

4. Tha mporousate na balete mono enan an0rwpo mesa sto autokinhto ektos an agorazate to
"Car95" h to "CarNT".
    Alla pali tha eprepe na agorasete perrisotera kathismata.

5. Ta autokinhta Macintosh tha epernan energeia apo ton hlio, 0a htan pio aksiopista, 5
fores grhgorotera,
    dyo fores pio eukola sth xrhsh, ki omws tha xrhsimopoiountan mono sto 5 tois ekato twn
dromwn.

6. Oi idiokthtes autokinhtwn Macintosh tha eixan akribes Microsoft anaba0miseis sta
autokinhta tous, pragma pou
    tha ekane ta autokinhta tous pio arga.

7. Ta fwtakia twn ladwn, thjs benzinhs kai ths mpatarias tha eixan antikstasta0ei apo ena
"general car default" fwtaki.

8. Tyxon kainouria kathismata tha anagkazan olous na eixan to idio mege0os pisinou

9. To systhma aerosakwn tha ebgaze koumpia "OK" h "CANCEL" pou tha epepe na pathsete prin
eleu0erwsei tous aerosakous.

10. An trakarate, de tha eixate idea gia to ti egine.

11. To radiofwno tha epaize mono Microsoft FM kai to kasetofwno tha epaize mono Microsoft
kasetes.

12. Prokeimenou na anoiksete to aircondition tha prepei na sbhsete th mhxanh tou autokinhtou
gia dyo lepta kai na thn
      ksananapsete.

13. An kalesete to tmhma paroxhs yphresiwn tha sas poun oti de ftaine autoi kai tha ta
riksoun sthn etairia pou efiakse ta lastixa.

14. Gia na stripsete deksia tha prepei na kanete anaba0mish sto Microsoft Steering Wheel 2.0

15. An den exete xrhmata na agorasete kainourio amaksi mporeite aplws an danisteite enos
filou sas kai na to antigrapsete.

Mixalhs

Gods of War I call you, my sword is by my side.
I seek a life of honor, free from all false pride.
I will crack the whip with a bold mighty hail.
Cover me with death if I should ever fail.
Glory, Majesty, Unity
Hail, Hail, Hail

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