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Θέμα: Anekdotakia



(nil): Akis Gourgoulis (akis_avator(@)hotmail.com)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 26 Απρ 1999 - 18:55:36 EEST

Afta gia arxi...

O Totos 15 xronwn leei ston patera tou:
- Patera xtes eixa thn prwth mou sexoualikh epafh!
- Mprabo gie mou! Kai twra pws aisthanesai? Ola kala??
- Mia xara, ...alla me ponaei ligo o kwlos!!!

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Ti ginete otan mia ksan8ia fisiksi to afti mias allis ksan8ias?
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METAFORA DEDOMENWN.

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Pos legetai to spermatozoario sta Rossika?
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Poytsoskagia

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Mia mera stin zougkla kathotane enas lagos anemelos. Opos kathotane,
ksafnika akouei megali fasaria. Meta apo liga lepta blepei ola ta zoa
tis zougklas na trexoun ola panikoblita pros to potami. Stamataei to
murmygki pou etrexe kai auto kai to rotaei :
Ti egine re murmygki kai trexete oloi pros to potami;
Murmygki: Ase re den emathes ti egine;
Lagos : Oxi re den ematha, ti egine;
Murmygki: Trakare o elefantas me ton rinokero kai egine xamos
Lagos : Kai esy pou pas etsi grigora;
Murmygki: Pao na doso aima...

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Kapote itan o totos sto sholeio kai tha erhotan o epitheoritis. H
daskala fobotan mipos o epitheoritis ton rotisei tipota kai ton
prosvallei kai afou eixe enimerosei ta koritsakia h daskala, se
periptosi pou o totos pei kamia paliokouventa na
sikothoun na fygoun apo tin taxi. Opote afou rotise ola ta koritsakia
o epitheoritis pigainei stin daskala kai tin rotaei ti exei ekeino to
paidi kai den milaei.H daskala ti na pei, kseretai exei ena provlima.
Pigainei o epitheoritis sto toto kai ton rotaei.
- Ii vlepeis agori mou exo apo to parathyro
- A na tipota spoudaio to mpouyrdello pou xtizetai apenanti, lei o
Totos.
Akouna ta koritsia tin leksi mpirdello kai sikonode na fygoun. Opote o
epitheoritis tis vlepei kai tous leei: Pou pate re poytanes den
htystike akoma.!!!

AJG

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