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(nil): Stavros Kyriazopoulos (SK139(@)mercury.anglia.ac.uk)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 27 Απρ 1999 - 20:58:00 EEST

katebainei mia tupissa tis skales kai skeftetai" _ma pws mou to eipe,....
karkinos
me tokswth ..... oxi .......karkinos me krio .............oxi
...........karkinos me udroxwo
......oxi .. ksananebainei pali panw loipon,anoigei thn porta kai : _Ma pws
mou to
eipes giatre ??? _ Karkinos tou Pneumona

Einai enas tupos sthn paralia kai epiduknuei to swma tou perifanos.
Perna dipla apo mia kopela kai th rwtaei:
-S'aresei to swma mou ?
-Oxi, apanta ekeinh
-Oute mena, leei ki autos, vlakeia tragoudi einai !

POS LEGETE O KOUREAS STA SERVIKA ?
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MALIKOVITS

ti koino exoun ta spermatozoaria me tous dimosious upallhlous?
1000000 trexoun alla ena kanei th douleia

Ti apantisan oi Amerikanides stin erwtisi : tha kanate erwta me ton proedro
Clinton?? To 91% apantise : "oxi pali".

Htan dyo methysmenoi mprosta s' ena agalma -Einai o Galileos,leei o enas. -Mpa
kai giati tou esthsan agalma? -Anakalypse oti h gh gyrizei -A,dikos mas htan
ki
aytos..

Htan dyo pontioi kai evlepan thleorash kai jafnika vazei mia diafimish gia ta
SUZUKI :" Parte dyo SUZUKI kai tha sas kanoun SUZUKAKIA (oxi to fai,mikra
SUZUKI ).Akoun lopipoon oi pontioi kai pane grhgora se 2
antiprosopies."Dose mou ena arseniko SUZUKI leei o enas".Leei o politis,ego ta
lefta mou tha ta vgalo opote ti me noiazei ti leei aytos? "Re Mhtso piase ena
Arseniko SUZUKI gia ton kyrio" Paei kai o allos kai leei:"Thelo ena thiliko
SUZUKI".Ta idia skeftetai kai o allos emporos kai leei "Niko,piase ena thyliko
SUZUKI".Vazoun loipon kai oi dyo ta SUZUKI se ena garage kai to anoigoun meta
apo 3 xronia.Vlepoun 2 SUZUKI pali."Ton pousth mas jegelase".Pane loipon kai
tou lene:"Re gamo to kerato sou re arxidi,mas doulepses,pou einai ta
SUZUKAKIA?"Skeftetai o politis kai tous leei :"Re malakes tous profylaktires
tous vgalate?"

Stavros Kyriazopoulos
BSc Biological Sciences
APU, Cambridge
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