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Θέμα: Re: Anekdota.......;-)"



(nil): Anna A. (Anne(@)hol.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 28 Απρ 1999 - 23:48:49 EEST

Apla o katharos eide ton allon pou eixe mayrisei kai fantastike oti kai o
idios tha exei lerothei...to idio sinebei kai me ton bromiko pou eide oti o
allos itan katharos kai pistepse oti kai o idios itan katharos...
katalabate? ;p

-----Original Message-----
From: Antonios Gasteratos <antonis(@)lira.dist.unige.it>
To: Joke of the Day ... <Jokes(@)ceid.upatras.gr>
Date: Τετάρτη, 28 Απριλίου 1999 4:45 μμ
Subject: Re: JotD...Anekdota.......;-)"

>Meta apo epoikodomhtiko dialogo poy eixa me ton agaphto Dhmhtrh, o
>opoios eixe steilei an 8ymaste ena quiz sthn paroysa lista proekycan oi
>ejeis lyseis sto quiz ayto.
>
>quiz :
> Dior8wnontas mia kaminada dyo ergates peftoyn ,eytyxws xwris na
>pa8oyn tipota.Shkwnontai xwris na allajoyn koybenta ki etoimazontai na
>epistrecoyn sth doyleia toys.Kata periergh symptwsh to proswpo toy enos
>einai moyntzoyrwmeno apo kapnia.Ki omws,enw o moyntzoyrwmenos gyrizei
>katey8eian sth doyleia toy,o allos,poy einai ka8aros,paei prwta na
>ply8ei. Pws ejhgeite logika ayto;...........
>
>Lysh A
>O moutzoromenos einai ek pepithiseos vromiaris ki etsi den paei na
>plythei (dil. st' arh.... tou).
>Aytos pou paei na plythei, basika den einai katharos, ehei lerothei,
>alla einai arapis kai de fenetai oti einai moutzouromenos ki aytos.
>
>Lysh B
>O moutzouromenos etsi ki allios douleyei apo ti mesa meria tis
>kaminadas, epomenos den ehei noima na plythei, giati tha
>xanamoutzourothei, os ek toutou epanadiavainei sti douleia toy. O de
>amoutzourotos nai men de moutzourothike, plin omos skonistike, ki epeidi
>douleyei apo tin exo meria tis kaminadas paei na plythei na dioxei tis
>skones apo pano tou.
>Simiosi: To gegonos oti o 2os den einai moutzouromenos mas odigei sto
>asfales (me pososto 95%) symperasma oti epese apo tin exo meria tis
>kaminadas, kati pou den mporei na synahthei kai gia ton 1o, logo elipsis
>stoiheion. Me alla logia kolokythopita.-
>
>Lysh G
>O protos paei na doylepsei kai etsi de hreiazetai na plythei, o deyteros
>omos mpanise me tin akri to matiou tou peftontas mia mikroula sto
>apenanti parathyro, pou tou ekleine to mati. Etsi stin ousia den paei na
>plythei, apla mpide paei na kanei o anthropos gia na paei meta episkepsi
>sti mikroula... kai oti ithele prokypsei.
>
>Lysh D
>Loipon gia na milhsoyme kai ligo sobara enw les gia ton prwto oti:
>
>> epistrecoyn sth doyleia toys.Kata periergh symptwsh to proswpo toy enos
> -------
>> einai moyntzoyrwmeno apo kapnia.Ki omws,enw o moyntzoyrwmenos gyrizei
> --------------
>> katey8eian sth doyleia toy,o allos,poy einai ka8aros,paei prwta na
> -------
>> ply8ei. Pws ejhgeite logika ayto;...........
>den einai profanes gia to deytero an einai ka8aro mono to proswpo toy h
>olo toy to swma.
>Etsi mporw na ypo8esw oti afoy anafesai sto proswpo toy prwtoy, synepws
>to ¨ka8aros¨ poy prosapteis ston deytero anaferetai episeis sto proswpo
>toy.
>'ra o deyteros paei na plynei ta xeria toy.... jerw gw;
>Mhpws 8a prepei na epanadiatypwseis to problhma Dhmhtrh;
>
>Lysh E
>O prwtos einai koytsos(!), ws ek toytoy exei megalh pi8anothta na
>skontacei ekei panw sth stegh kai na janapesei. Gi' ayto ponhra
>skeftomenos leei: ¨Malakas eimai; Ayth th doyleia 8a kanw; 8a lerwnomai
>- 8a plenomai, 8a lerwnomai - 8a plenomai k.o.k;¨
>Gia to deytero, afoy den mas dinontai plhrofories gia tis 8rhskeytikes
>toy pepi8hseis mporoyme na ypo8esoyme oti einai moysoylmanos(!),
>epipleon den dinontai plhrofories gia thn wra poy oi ergates epesan, ara
>mporoyme na ypo8esoyme oti epesan akribws thn wra poy arxize h
>apogeymatinh proseyxh gia toys moysoylmanoys. Pernei loipon ayti (pws
>leme pernei mati!) to xotza apo to diplano tzami na kalei toys pistoys.
>San pistos moysoylmanos me to poy pataei to podi toy sth gh
>(prosgeiwnetai dhladh) trexei na ply8ei gia na proseyxh8ei argotera.
>
>Lysh ST
>Klasika pleon... o prwtos paei na synexizei ti doyleia toy, epomenws de
>xreiazetai na ply8ei, mes sthn kaminada 8a janampei allwste.
>Gia to deytero omws de labame ypoch mas to gegonos oti sto shmeio
>akribws poy epese yphrxe ena trampolino, to opoio ton ektojeyse
>katey8eian se mia pisina, etsi nai men phge gia plysimo (pws leme phge
>gia mali...), oxi omws me th 8elhsh toy!!!
>
>
>Eleos Dhmhtrh steile thn or8h apanthsh.........
>Antwnhs
>
>--
>________________________________________________________
>Dr. Antonios Ch. Gasteratos
>LIRA-Lab, DIST, University of Genoa
>Via Opera Pia 13
>I-16145 Genoa "When the rich make war,
>ITALY it's the poor that die"
> Jean-Paul Sartre
>http://argo.lira.dist.unige.it/antonis
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>
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