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Θέμα: Liontari-lagos



(nil): Giorgos Sofianos (i7soge(@)pluto.rz.uni-jena.de)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 30 Απρ 1999 - 18:18:46 EEST

Loipon:einai pou lete o lagos kai paei sto spiti tou
liontariou.Xtupaei tin porta,opote tou anoigoun ta liontarakia.
Kanei o lagos:Einai edo o pateras sas;
LIONT:Oxi, einai sti douleia.
LAG:Kala,feugo tora, alla otan gurisei,peite tou oti ama ton do 8a
ton gam...
Klama,kako ta liontarakia,se parakaloume,mi mas to kaneis auto, enan
ton exoume ktl ktl...Sout,skasmena,kanei o lagos,auto pou
akousate!Ama ton do 8a ton gam...
Gurizei meta apo ligo kai to liontari kai briskei ta mikra
sparagmena sto klama.
Ti exete,re; tous kanei.Poios sas peiraxe;
E,na ir8e o lagos kai eipe oti ama se dei 8a se gamisei. OUAAA.Klama
pali auta, se parakaloume,mi ton afiseis, se agapame,de 8eloume na
pa8eis tipota ktl ktl
 Re,gamoto,skeftetai to liontari, ti 8elei pali
o lagos;Blakeies. Pali ta exei paixei kai den xerei ti leei,
skeftetai to liontari,kai de dinei simasia...

Tin alli mera, pali to idio skiniko me to lago kai ta liontarakia
(ama ton do 8a ton gam...-klama ta liontarakia ktl ktl)Pali gurizei
spiti to liontari kai briskei ta mikra klammena kai gia na min ta
polulogo, sumbainei to idio episodio epi ka8imerinis baseos, opote
ena bradu apofasizei to liontari tin alli mera na min paei sti
douleia, alla na katsei na perimenei to lago na dei kai o idios ti
sta kommatia akribos sumbainei...

Tin alli mera paei pali o lagos, xtupaei tin porta, kai autin ti fora
tou anoigei to liontari...Koitazei o lagos to liontari, koitazei to
liontari to lago,arxizei na trexei o lagos, opote trexei apo piso
tou kai to liontari.
Se kapoia fasi ka8os trexane ,pou lete, pernaei o lagos apo ti dixala
enos dentrou.Kanei na perasei to liontari, de xoraei omos kai
frakarei.Kanei na fugei pros ta piso, tipota.Oute mpros, oute piso.
Koularistos pia o lagos, paei siga siga piso apo to liontari,
katebazei to fermouar kai tou tin kanei ti douleia...Afou teleionei,
loipon,gurizei sto liontari kai tou kanei:

LAG:8a se gamousa kai sto spiti,re, alla exe xari pou itan ta paidia!

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