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Θέμα: anekdotakia!



(nil): Apostolos Touloumtzoglou (danaus(@)freesurf.ch)
Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 02 Μάι 1999 - 21:20:51 EEST

Mias kai meta apo 20 xronakia h Ferrari nikhse (yes!!!) entos edras
sxedon, sto San Marino, to prwto anekdotaki einai aytokinhtistiko
fysika. Aaa, kai sygxairw ton ellhna poy koynoyse thn Ellhnikh shmaia
epanw aristera sthn othonh, kata thn aponomh twn brabeiwn!

Ksekiname;

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5 Pontioi briskontai se ena Audi Quattro (4X4) kai ftanoyn sta synora
(den dieykrinizw poia synora giati ua moy bgei kamia pali kai ua exei
megales apories). O telwniakos toys stamata kai toys leei loipon:

-Ep, poy pate re trellares; Quattro amaksaki kai eiste 5 mesa;
-Oxi kyrie telwniake moy, Quattro einai to modelo. Koita kai thn adeia
kykloforias: 5 atoma epitrepontai...
-Emena de ua me riksete! Quattro = 4!
-Ma eiste kai blakas! Ferte moy ton pro.y.stameno sas!
-Adynaton! Asxoleitai me 2 typoys se ena /F/I/A/T/ Uno Turbo!

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Mia kopelia kai poly sexy (diabazetai "seksy") pernaei apo to giatro ths
giati exei megalh aporia (kalh wra):

-Kserete, giatre moy, eimai arrwsth, ta byzia moy einai synexws sthmena
(eipame, apories sto gynaikologo sas)!
-Gia gdytheite parakalw...

Kanei tis eksetaseis toy ekei o giatros (pshlafiseis gia thn akribeia)
kai kokkinizei o anurwpos kau' oti antras... H kopelara ta exei dei ola
kai rwta:

-Ti ginetai; Sobara ta pramata;
-Sobara oyk einai, alla h arrwstia sas einai metadwtikh...

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Paei ena groupaki taksidi sthn agria dysh. Fysika den xreiazetai na pw
oti ekei toys pianoyn oi barymagkes (xaxaxa, kai pali kalh wra) oi
cowboys poy parepiptontws htan kai meuysmenoi (poly protwtypo)...

Lene oi kakoi:

-Ua klepsoyme aytoys toys episkeptes kai ua biasoyme toys antres! Wxxx,
re gmt, poly hpia, huela na pw "Ua biasoyme tis gynaikes".

Sto pisw meros toy group petagetai mia flwrikh fwnh kai leei:

-Kale, oti leme den kseleme!

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Ayta gia shmera, agaphtoi filoi. Sygkentrwueite parakalw sta anekdota
giati me ta polla ta sxolia peftei megalh anakylwsh anekdotwn...

Na eiste oloi kala.

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