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Θέμα: H diaita



(nil): Dimitris Papaioannou (dimle(@)compulink.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 12 Μάι 1999 - 16:15:25 EEST

Stelnw ena anekdoto pou akousa kai parakalw ta sholeia sas na ta kratate
gia ton eauto sas ohi san to prohgoumeno kolopaido pou mou ekane reply kai
me e8ikse dhmosia. O kurios xx eihe paxunei kai
hthele na kanei diaita opote ksefulize diafora periodika.Eide mia diafhmish
pou elege se 3 meres hanete 15 kila.Endiaferon skefthke 15 kila se 3 meres
etsi thn epomenh phge na parei plhrofories.Mpainei sto katasthma kai
arhizei na rwtaei plhrofories.Afou phre apanthseis tou eipan na paei thn
epomenh mera na arxisei to programma.Tha haseis 3kila thn prwth mera 3kila
th deuterh kai 9 thn teleutaia mera opore exoume 15 kila.Paei thn epomenh
mera rwtaei th prepei na kanei kai tou lene na paei sto dwmatio 2 na bgalei
ta rouxa tou kai na perimenei.Paei o k xx mesa kai blepei ena megalo
dwmatio pou sto kentro tou eihe 1 trapezi kai apo panw mia lampa.Se ligo
mpainei mia melahrinh gomenara me megalo kolo.Tou leei oti me bash to
programma tha prepei na thn kunhghsei giro apo to trapezi molis thn piasei
na th gamhse th kopela alla molis akousei ntrin na stamathsei.Arxizei
loipon h lopela mpraosta kai pisw o k xx .Etrexe etrexe kai enw eixe
kourastei th prolabainei alla tote akouei to koudouni kai
stamataei.Teleiwsame gia shmera tou leei h kopela na erthei ksana
aurio.Paei autos spiti tou zugizetai kai eixe xasei 3 kila.Paei thn epomenh
mera tou lene na paei sto dwmatio 3 na gduthei kai na perimenei.Paei autos
sto dwmatio to opoio eihe pali ena trapezi sto kentro ena fws gia na blepei
apo panw alla auth th fora o xwros htan arketa mikroteros opote lei o k xx
shmera tha th phdhksw th gomena.Gdunetai kai meta apo ligo mpainei mia
kopela ksan8ia pio omorfh apo th prohgoumenh.Wraia skefthke o k xx.Ginete
pali to idio kunhghto alla sto telos anw th pianei xtupaei to
kampanaki.Tsantismenos autos feugei.Sto spiti tou zugizetai kai ehei hasei
3kila.Paei thn epomenh kai teleutaia mera pou tha ehane ta 9 kila kai tou
lene na paei sto dwmatio 4 na gduthei kai na perimenei.Paei autos gdunetai
kai parathrei oti auto to dwmateio htan poli mikro 3x3.Shmera leei tha th
phdhksw th kopela de mou glitwnei to dwmatio einai poli mikro.Opote meta
apo ligo mpainei enas araphs me mia poutsa ena metro kai tou leei o
araphs:se kunhgaw guro guro an se piasw se gamaw kai an xtuphsei to
kampanaki sunehizoume

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