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Θέμα: Oi Ellhnides foithtries sto UK...



(nil): Charidimos Eukarpidis (nuclear(@)nuclearblast.freeserve.co.uk)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 12 Μάι 1999 - 22:30:28 EEST

Kala genika oi Ellhnes foithtes sthn Agglia einai asta na pan... :)

>8. If you are a Greek woman, stare menacingly at other women around you,
>especially if they're English or more attractive than you.

Safws. Giati kseroun oti edw yparxoun kai allou portokalies pou kanoun portokalia kai as mhn
prhzoun poly t' arxidia twn Ellhnwn agoriwn giati tha pane allou autoi meta! An kai yparxoun
kai polloi kollhmenoi sta ellhnika stantar pou psaxnoun mono Ellhnides.

>22.If you're a Greek guy, date 'agglides' because Greek women won't let you
>near their knickers unless you marry them.

Em bebaia. Sthn telikh anagkh tis exoume?

>23.If you're a Greek woman, don't have sex with anyone during your student
>life because you're worried what everybody else will think.

Kai tha ftasoun 70 xronwn kai tha syneidhtopoihsoun oti den exoun zhsei th zwh tous.

>30.Go out with 'agglides' because it seems like all the Greek women that
>come to England look like you grandmother's ass.

Yparxoun kai wraies Ellhnides alla blepe 8 kai 22 apanthseis, parapanw.

Kai telos: Exete akousei oti "Oi Elhnides kanoun tis xeiroteres gkomenes kai tis kalyteres
syzygous?" Amfiballw gia thn or0othta tou deuterou...

Kai mhn pei kaneis oti oi Agglides, Germanides kai kserw gw ti einai "kseftylismenes",
"brwmiares" h den kserw ki egw ti allo, toulaxiston droun sto proskhnio. "Auth eimai ki an
goustareis".

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