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Θέμα: H Kokkinoskoufitsa - Analysh



(nil): Michali Konstantinidis (michailk(@)central.susx.ac.uk)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 20 Μάι 1999 - 17:38:56 EEST

Kat' arxas apologies pou de stelnw tetoio megalo keimeno sta Ellhnika alla otan hmoun
grammenos sto ellhniko
tmhma ths listas den ebgaza thn tyfla mou. Mporei polloi na mhn mporoun na to diavasoun...

Mia mera h mama stelnei thn Kokkinoskoufitsa na perasei apo to dasos gia na paei faghto sth
giagia ths. Sto dromo synanta ena lyko.
Ma ti soi mana einai auth pou stelnei ena mikro koritsi mono tou sto dasos pou yparxoun
lykoi? Giati den phgaine h idia h toulaxiston mazi me thn kokkinoskoufitsa? An h giagia htan
se tetoio xali giati h korh ths thn afhse olomonaxh mesa se mia makrynh kalyba?
Alla an telika h Kokkinoskoufitsa htan -gia kapoio logo- ypoxrewmenh na paei, giati h
mhtera ths den thn proeidpoihse gia tous lykous mesa sto dasos? H istoria to leei
ksekathara, oti h kokkinoskoufitsa den eixe akousei pote ths oti oi lykoi htan epikindynoi.
Kamia mama de tha mporouse na nai toso xazh, opote fainetai pws den polynoiazotan gia thn
korh ths h isws, akoma kai na '0ele na thn ksefortw0ei.
Pws einai dynaton h Kokkinoskoufitsa na koitazei ta matia, ta xeria, t' autia kai ta
dontia tou lykou kai na eksakolou0ei na nomizei pws htan h giagia ths? Kanena koritsaki den
einai toso kouto. Giati den thn kopanhse apo to spiti ths giagias oso pio grhgora mporouse?
Kai pio kalo paidi tha mazeue petres gia na tis balei sthn koilia tou lykou? En pasei
periptwsei: Kathe logiko koritsi afou synantouse to lyko, de tha kathotan na mazeuei
louloudia, alla 0alege apo mesa tou: "Auto to katharma tha mou faei th giagia etsi kai den
treksw na zhthsw amesws boh0eia".
Akoma kai h giagia kai o kynhgos den einai yperanw pashs ypopsias. An twra doume ta proswpa
tou paramy0iou sa na'tan alh0inoi an0rwpoi, o kathenas me to diko tou senario, th'
anakalypsoume oti oi proswpikothtes tous tairiazoun.

1. H mana profanws prospathei na xasei thn korh ths apo "atyxhma", h toulaxiston thelei na
katalhksei legontas: "Den einai tromero? Oute sto parko den mporeis na perpathseis shmera
xwris kapoios lykos... klp"

2. O lykos anti na trwei kounelakia kai pragmata pou einai gia ta dontia tou, profanws
prospa0ei na kseperasei ton eauto tou ki etsi prepei na kserei apo ta prin pws 0a'xei kako
telos, opote mallon phgainei gyreuontas. Pithanotata exei diavasei to Nitse h kapoion
paromoio sta niata tou (afou mporei na milaei giati na mh mporei na diavazei?) kai h arxh
tou einai: "Zhse epikindyna kai pe0ane doksasmena".

3. H giagia zei monh ths kai afhnei kai thn porta tou spitiou ths ksekleidwth, pragma pou
shmainei oti elpizei na ths symbei kati endiaferon - kati pou de tha mporouse na symbei an
zouse me tous dikous ths. Isws autos na 'tan o logos pou den katoikouse mazi tous h
toulaxiston de zouse pio konta. Mallon htan arketa nea akoma wste na einia wrimh gia kamia
peripeteioula, mia kai h Kokkinoskoufitsa htan poly mikrh se hlikia.

4. O kynhgos einai safws enas swthras pou tou aresei na katatropwnei tous ex0rous tou kai na
boh0a glykies kopeles. Ena ka0aroaimo efhbiko senario.

5. H Kokkinoskoufitsa leei tou lykou arketa 3eka0ara pou mporei na thn ksanasynanthsei kai
akoma ftanei sto shmeio n' anebei sto krebati mazi tou. Einai fanero pws tou paizei biasmo
kai katalhgei arketa eutyxhs sthn olh istoria.

Einai gegonos pws oloi mesa sto paramy0i zhtoun drash, opoiodhpote ki an einai to kostos.
An thn telikh katalhksh thn paroume kyriolektika, tote oloklhrh h istoria htan mia plokh gia
na ksekanoun to foukara to lyko, kanontas ton na nomisei pros stigmhn pws htan o pio
eksypnos ap' olous. H Kokkinoskoufitsa htan to dolwma.
Sthn periptwsh auth to h0iko didagma ths istorias den einai oti t' a0wa koritsia prepei n'
apofeugoun ta dash opou yparxoun lykoi, alla oti oi lykoi kala 0a kanoun n' apofeugoun tis
xamhloblepouses nees kai tis giagiades tous. Me dyo logia, enas lykos den prepei na perpata
sto dasos monos tou.
To symperasma auto dhmiourgei kai akoma mia endiaferousa erwthsh: Ti ekane h mama ths
Kokkinoskoufitsas ekeino to prwi, meta pou ksefortw0hke thn korh ths stelnontas thn s' ena
0elhma?

          (Eric Berne, What do you say after you say hello? p. 43-44)

Mixalhs

Gods of War I call you, my sword is by my side.
I seek a life of honor, free from all false pride.
I will crack the whip with a bold mighty hail.
Cover me with death if I should ever fail.
Glory, Majesty, Unity
Hail, Hail, Hail

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