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Θέμα: apospasmata apo tragoudia



(nil): webhamster(@)sympan.gr
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 24 Μάι 1999 - 10:51:00 EEST

To megalio tis ellinikis glossas mesa apo "laika" asmata

    Xristinas Galani:
 "Apo kormi eimai i best ki apo prosonta eimai first,
 m' auto stous antres kanw test gia na dialeksw,
 mpes opws oloi sth grammi ase ta ma, ta mou, ta mi,
 perna loipon ti dokimh kai isws s' epileksw."

    Pepis Tsesmeli:
 "Skandalizomai, monaxi moy aggizomai,
 me mia grabata sou erethizomai."

 "An theleis n' anoiksoun tis kardoulas mou oi portes,
 bgale ola ta rouxa sou kai ela me tis mpotes."

     Laki Skoutari:
 "Kane Gianni thn douleia sou,
 ki ustera pali tha' mai theia sou."

 "Eimai enas anthrwpos trellos,
 sxizofrenis kai maniakos,
 pou mes tin trella mou o ftwxos,
 psaxnw gia na' brw ligo fws."

 "Skotadi pisoskotado, mauro skotadi pisa,
 skotadi eisai skoteino, skotoskoteiniasmeno,
 skotadi kataskoteino, kai bradi bradiasmeno."

    Antzelas Rebi:
 "An eixane fwni oi gkarsonieres,
 tha peftan san kserofilla oi veres."

     Dekaetia tou '70 - Kwsta Kafasi :
 "To bradi tha 'rthw na se parw,
 gi' auto mi fas, tha fame glaro."

 "M' agapas i' tzampa pinw;" (Agnwstou kallitehni)

     Efis Thwdi :
 "tha kanw oti mou zitiseis, tha kanw oti mou zitiseis,
 thelw na efxaristitheis, kai na m' euxaristiseis"

     Nikou Doulami:
 "Erwta mou tokoglife,
 glife to kormi mou glife"

    Kai telos mia syllogh apo ta best twn duo
Ethnikwn odwn kai tou synolikou eparxiakou
kai agrotikou odikou diktiou:

 "Apopse exw periodo, ma exw ki' alli diodo."

 "thelw sto swma sou san mpw, na me xtupas me to skampo."

 "O ilios kaiei, kai gia mas tous gay."

 "Ta logia sou me kain, giati eisai maneken."

 "Fila me den exw eitz, to' pe ki o giatros."

 "Meine mazi mou egkios, eimai polu feregkios."

 "Se vriskw poly kyrio, alla pernaw klimakthrio."

 "Mwro mou eisai orgio san ton Agio Gewrgio"

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