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Θέμα: egxeirhsh ...



(nil): Panos Trimintzios (ptrim(@)csd.uch.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 24 Μάι 1999 - 16:10:47 EEST

Enas typos paei stin giatro kai tou leei:
"Giatre mou ase , exw fobero problhma ..
 mou ponane para ma para poly ta arxidia!!"
"Koita file me mmia grhgorh matia ekana thn
 diagnwsh kai xreiazetai egxeirhsh gia na
 ta bgaloume (foberos giatros!!!)"
Telos pantwn ginetai h egxeirhsh, bgazoun ta arxidia
tou an8rwpou, kai ola kala kai ola wraia.
Meta apo 1-2 mhnes 3anapaei ston giatro kai
tou leei:
"Giatre mou niw8w polu asxhma, exw pasei se
 kata8lhpsh, eimai ena rakos, niw8w ena terastio,
 keno, ekei xamhla." kai amesws o foberos doctor,
"Enta3ei file mou thn 3erw thn lysh, 8a sou
 baloume siderenia"
Kai ontws 3ana egxeirhsh kai tou bazoun pseftika
sideerenia arxidia. Ola kala, alla meta apo kana
2 mhnes 3anaemfanizetai o typos sto iatreio.
"Giatre mou exw problhma me ta siderenia arxidia
 pou mou ebales.. synexws tribontai meta3y tous
 kai oxi mono koudounizoun kai ginomai rezili,
 alla paragoun 8ermothta kai kaigomai o kakomoirhs"
Me anesh amesws o giatros, ka8oti kai gnwsths fysikhs
"3erw thn lush, 8a sou kanoume egxeirhsh kai 8a sou
 alla3oume to ena kai 8a baloume 3ylino!!!"
Ontws ginetai h egxeirhsh. Ta xronia pernousan kai
h zwh synexizotan. Kapoia stigmh ka8ws o foberos
giatros koitouse ta arxeia touu, blepei thn para-
panw periptwsh, kai arxise na anyshxei ti egine
me ton typo kai den ton exei 3anaenoxlhsei tosa
xronia. Pernei thn diey8unsh kai paei na ton episkeutei.
"Geia sas k. Tade, eimai o giatros pou sas eixa
 exghreisei prin xronia"
"Giatre mou !! .. Swthra mou .. kale mou anr8wpe,
 mou eswses thn zwh..!!!"
Aporhmenos o giatros mias kai den eixe synh8isei
se tetoia:
"Ma kala, pws ta kataferneis kai eisai toso kala?"
"Aaa ti na sou pw giatre mou, eimai eutyxismenos,
 exw exw kalh douleia, exw pantreftei exw 2 pane-
 morfa paidakia .."
"Paidakia???? ma pws?einai adynaton."
"Ma ti les twra giatre, miso lepto na ta fwna3w
 Pinokio, Robocop, elate na gnwrisete to giatro!!"

-Elpizw na sas arese

PanoS

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