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Θέμα: ALABAMA DRIVERS LICENSE APPLICATION



(nil): Zisis KLAPANARIS (zisis.klapanaris(@)eca.eu.int)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 25 Μάι 1999 - 12:23:01 EEST

Amerikaniko alla mallon kalo! Tha borouse na metafrastei, kai opou Alabama na valoume kapoia elliniki eparchia, poli i komopoli, alla, proton tha prokalouse topikistika misi kai pathi kai, defteron, tetia khalia then yparchoun stin Ellada.

> > >> ALABAMA DRIVERS LICENSE APPLICATION
> >>> =====================================
> >>> Last name: _____________________
> >>> First name: (Check appropriate box)
> >>> [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
> >>> [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
> >>> [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
> >>> [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
> >>> [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
> >>> [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
> >>>
> >>> Age: _______ (if unsure, guess)
> >>> Sex: _____M _____F _____Not sure
> >>> Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
> >>> Occupation:
> >>> [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
> >>> [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
> >>> [_] Unemployed [_] Dirty Politician
> >>> [_] Grand Wizard/Dragon for the ensuing year.
> >>> Spouse's Name: ___________________________
> >>> 2nd Spouse's Name: ___________________________
> >>> 3rd Spouse's Name: ___________________________
> >>> *Lover's Name: ___________________________
> >>> **2nd Lover's Name:___________________________
> >>> Relationship with spouse: (check all that apply)
> >>> [_] Sister [_] Aunt
> >>> [_] Brother [_] Uncle
> >>> [_] Mother [_] Son
> >>> [_] Father [_] Daughter
> >>> [_] Cousin [_] Pet
> >>>
> >>> Number of children living in household: ___
> >>> Number of children living in shed: ___
> >>> Number of children that are yours: ___
> >>> Mother's Name: _______________________
> >>> Father's Name: _______________________
> (If not sure, leave blank)
>
> >>> Education: 1 2 3 4
> (Circle highest grade completed)
>
> >>> Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?
> >>> (Check appropriate box)
>
> >>> Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
> >>> ___ Total number of vehicles you own
> >>> ___ Number of vehicles that still crank
> >>> ___ Number of vehicles in front yard
> >>> ___ Number of vehicles in back yard
> >>> ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
> >>>
> >>> Firearms you own and where you keep them:
> >>> ____ truck ____ kitchen
> >>> ____ bedroom ____ bathroom
> >>> ____ shed
> >>>
> >>> Model and year of your pickup:
> >>> _____________ 194__
> >>>
> >>> Do you have a gun rack?
> >>> [_] Yes [_] No If no, please explain: ________
> >>> ________________________________________
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
> >>> [_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
> >>> [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
> >>> [_] Rifle and Shotgun
> >>>
> >>> ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
> >>> ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
> >>> ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
> >>> ___ Number of times you've been on Jerry Springer
> >>>
> >>> How often do you bathe:
> >>> [_] Weekly
> >>> [_] Monthly
> >>> [_] Not Applicable
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> How many teeth? __
> >>> Color of teeth:
> >>> [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
> >>> [_] Brown [_] Black
> >>> [_] Not Applicable
> >>>
> >>> Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
> >>> [_] Red-Man [_] Copenhagen
>
> >>> How far is your home from a paved road?
> >>> [_] 2 miles
> >>> [_] 3 miles
> >>> [_] don't know
>

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