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Θέμα: Anekdotakia



(nil): Apostolos Touloumtzoglou (danaus(@)freesurf.ch)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 28 Μάι 1999 - 15:13:00 EEST

As sygkentrwuoyme sta anekdota lew egw giati polles anakyklwseis kai
merika axrhsta sxoliakia blepw...

Loipon, pername sta anekdota twra:

Mia lagoydina exei xauei sto dasos kai psaxnetai h kahmenoyla, opote
synantaei ena mayro lago:

-Re megale lage de moy les se parakalw poy briskomai;
-A, plhroforia kai plhrwmh!
Kai ths ton foraei kanonika kai me to nomo.

H lagoydina paei men parapera me tis odhgies alla exei ksanaxauei,
brisketai mprosta ths enas allos gkris lagos:

-Moy les se parakalw poy briskomai, giati ksanaxauhka;
-A, plhroforia kai plhrwmh!
Ths ton rixnei kai aytos.

Parapera pali ta idia me enan kafe lago:

-A, plhroforia kai plhrwmh!

Meta apo 6 mhnes h lagoydina genna 3 lagoydakia. Thelete na mathete ti
xrwmatos htan;

Mhn trellauoyme! PLHROFORIA KAI PLHRWMH!

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O pateras toy mauhth paei na rwthsei pws paei o ios:

-Koitaxte, exw 1 kalo kai 1 kako mantato.
-Sobara ta pramata;
-Oxi kai toso poly. O gios soy einai aderfara!
-Ti lete kyrie trellara moy; Kai ta kala dhladh;
-Bghke sxolikh Miss Ellas 99!

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-De moy les, otan kaneis sex, milas sth gynaika soy;
-Adynaton megale, to thlefwno einai sto allo dwmatio.

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2 kanibaloi syzhtoyn:

-Tis patates thganites, tis trws me ta xeria megale;
-Oxi, tis trww xwrista!

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Ayta, kai kalo sabbatokyriako agaphtoi filoi.
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