(nil): Akis Karnouskos (akis(@)ceid.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 02 Ιουν 1999 - 22:43:10 EEST
- Μηνύματα ταξινομημένα ανά: [ ημερομηνία ] [ thread ] [ θέμα ] [ συγγραφέα ] [ Επισυναπτόμενο ]
- Mail ενέργειες: [ Απάντησε σε αυτό το μήνυμα ] [ Στείλε ενα καινούριο μήνυμα ]
Α ναι η σύνδεση γίνεται απο τον ΟΤΕ αύριο ... ας ελπίσουμε οτι δεν θα
παιχτούν πάλι ιστορίες σαν αυτή που ακολουθεί ...
Forwarded message: From: Raxenidis Vassilis <raxen(@)forthnet.gr>
OTE ta megaleia sou.
H pikrh mou peira, leei oti o OTE den 3erei ti tou ginetai.
Emeis sto Mouseio Benaki, eixame zhthsei metafora mis0wmenhs eu0eias
se allo ktirio kai sas metaferw tis sxetkes sunomilies se morfh
grammatos pou eixa steilei se filo pou zei sthn Amerikh.
------------------------------------------------------------------
Ela re George
Epitelous o OTE ustera apo ena mhna, kator0wse na metaferei thn
grammh gia to Internet tria tetragwna parapanw (metakomisame kai hr0ame
sto kuriws ktirio tou Mouseiou). Apo Hsiodou 6 se Koumbari 1 (exei
shmasia)
To ti travh3a m'autous olo auton ton kairo den perigrafetai.
Exw mazeyei eikositria (23) diaforetika thlefwna sta opoia me
parepempan mexri na ftasw na vrw tis vlaves gia tis mis0wmenes data
lines ths perioxhs.
Mas thn ferane thn grammh alla Internet den vlepame, oute ton diplano
mas den vlepame. Sto eikosto trito thlefwno vriskw epitelous kapoion
pou
3erei ti einai mis0wmenh eu0eia data.
- - Ela
- - OTE ekei parakalw;
- - Nai
- - Apo to Mouseio Mpenakh thlefwno, kai h eu0eia data den leitourgei.
- - Miso lepto
(apeu0unomenos se kapoion allon)
Mouseio Mpenakh sou leei tipota re;
(fwnes apo to va0os ths ai0ousas)
Ela parton na deis ti 0elei
(milaei o allos twra)
- - Nai;
- - Apo M Mpenakh, h grammh 42017 den leitourgei
- - Kala 0a to koita3oume
h sunexeia thn epomenh opou me zhtaei kapoios apo ton OTE sto thlefwno
- - Nai;
- - Apo OTE, vrhkame thn vlavh paidia
- - Alh0eia, ti ftaiei;
- - Edw sthn Hsiodou 6 den uparxei ka0olou grammh, xa0hke !
- - Ti xa0hke re paidia, 0a me trellanete; Afou thn metaferate prin mia
evdomada sth nea diau0unsh Koumparh 1
- - Poia Koumbarh re koumbare, egw exw Mouseio Mpenakh Hsiodou 6
- - Nai alla metakomisame, h grammh phge Koumbarh 1 kai den douleuei
apo tote
- - Oi malakes 3exasane na alla3oune thn diau0unsh sthn kartella. 0a to
koita3oume
- - Kala, geia
Pernaei kammia evdomada, oute fwnh outye akroash. Thlefwnw pali ston OTE
- - Tie gine re paidia, apo to Mouseio Mpenakh pairnw, kanena neo;
- - Ti neo dhladh;
- - Ekeinh h grammh akomh na douleyei
- - Ti noumero;
- - Koumbarh 1
- - Poia koumbarh re file, to'pame auto, apo Hsiodou egine Koumbarh
To noumero ths grammhs se rwtaw
- - 42017
- - Kala perimene
(akougontai omilies me tous allous ekei mesa, genikws mpaxalo)
.. Piasto esu re malaka pou eisai dipla, egw 0a skuyw;
.. kala enta3ei
.. gia koita ki'ekeino to rhmadi to 42017
.. a mh me shkwneis twra, steile to Mhtso
.. re Mhtso ti egine me to 42017, akomh na shkw0ei;
Egw entwmeta3y, to'xw ri3ei sthn plaka kai metaferw sta koritsia sto
grafeio auta pou akouw kai kanw ta antistoixa sxolia gia thn
paragwgikothta twn dhmosiwn upallhlwn. O tupos omws me akouei kai mou
thn leei:
- - Kala eseis ekei pera, mhn douleuete toso polu kai yaxnetai gia
petsetes na skoupisete ton idrwta !
- - Se mena milas;
- - Nai, den akouw ti les nomizeis;
- - Giati adiko exw re file;
- - Giati eseis ekei pera sto Mouseio, dhmosioi upallhloi den eiste;
- - Oxi idiwtikoi eimaste.
- - A tote allazei, douleuete perissotero apo mas, paso.
Loipon file, 0a pareis to tade thlefwno, pou einai to neo kentro sas
- - Ase to'xw sigoura, eikositria noumera exw mazeyei megale.
- - Gia pes mou ena apo ta eikositria;
- - Apo pou ta 0es; apo 88, apo 32, apo 36, apo 52;
- - Apo 72 exeis tipota;
- - Oxi
- - Graye tote: 7211099
- - Ante, kala
Pairnw pou les to 7211099
(Gunakeia xazoxaroumenh fwnh:)
- - Naiaiaiai;
- - OTE ekei parakalw;
- - Nai, ti 0elete;
- - Mis0wmenes eu0eies
- - Tiiiiiiiiiiiii;
- - Eu0eies data
- - Miso lepto
(gurnaei se kapoion mesa)
Kapoios 0elei kati eu0eies
(allos apo to va0os)
Dwston edw
- - Nai ti 0elete
- - Apo Mpenakh, exoume vlavh sthn eu0eia data
- - Ti douleia exete edw pera, edw einai pagkrati, sto kolwnaki
0a parete sto 3611099
- - Ma auto mou to dwsane apo ta kentrika 3erontas thn nea mas
diau0unsh
- - Edw pantws einai pagkrati, an 0es na kaneis th douleia sou pare
kolwnaki
Egw prin parw kolwnaki pairnw ta kentrika gia na tou kanw plaka tou
tupou.
- - Ela egw eimai apo to Mouseio
- - E, ti egine;
- - Pou'sai megale, graye pali to thlefwno gia kolwnaki, giati to'xeis
la0os to swsto einai 3611099 kai oxi 7211099
- - Gia miso lefto re file.
(monolagaei twra)
Kolwnaki ...eu0eies ...vlaves .. nato 7211099
Re megale to swsto sou'dwsa !
- - Nai alla egw tous phra kai mou vghke pagkrati kai mallon etsi
0a'nai apo 72 arxizei
- - Re megale dikio exeis, ta'xoume anapoda stis kartelles, gamw to
kerato mou.
- - An exete anapoda, ta dika sas thlefwna, tote gureue ti ginetai me
tou kosmakh
- - Ela enta3ei, afou to vrhkes to swsto pare ekei.
- - To 0ema einai oti milame me ton organismo thlepikoinwniwn kai oxi
me ton organismo prostasias agriopapias. kanonika 0a'prepe na mas
sundesete apo
kei ap'eu0eias
- - Plaka mas kaneis re megale, twra
- - Ante geia kalh xronia
Pairnw kolwnaki
- - Mia eu0eia xasame kai poios 0a mas th vrei;
- - Ti noumero;
- - 42017 Mouseio Mpenakh, Koumbarh 1
- - Pare pagkrati sto 7211099
- - Re 0a me trellaneis; afou eimaste kolwnaki emeis
- - Nai alla to allo akro thw eu0eias einai to Idruma Texnologias sthn
odo Alwpekhs kentro pagkratiou.
- - Nai alla autoi den exoun provlhma, emeis exoume
- - Nai alla autoi sas dinoune to Internet
- - Nai alla eseis mas dinetai thn grammh gia na mas dwsoun autoi to
Internet
- - Nai alla h vlavh einai anamesa sta duo akra, opote pare pagkrati
- - Kai giati na einai sto pagkrati h vlavh
- - Kai pou na einai (gelia);
- - Na einai sto kolwnaki (gelia);
- - Les na'nai apo dw (polla gelia);
- - Den rixneis kammia matia na ma0oume (polla gelia);
- - Kala 0a dw kai 0a sou pw. onoma kai thlefwno;
- - Karambelas, 3614355
- - 0a se parw na sou pw
Pernaei kammia vdomada. sto meta3y apo to ITE mou lene oti phrane to
OTE kai tou eipane na koita3ei pou einai to provlhma.
Mpravo tou lew tou tupou apo to ITE. Pes tous esu ston OTE na koitane
apo pagkrati meria, na tous pw egw na koitane apo dw0e meria, mhpws kai
vroume th vlavh.
Me ton tupo sto ITE, o opoios o kahmenos me voh0hse oso mporouse, alla
me ton OTE sth mesh egine xamos
3anapairnw OTE sta kentrika ton paliofilo
- - Ela apo Mouseio
- - Wp, kalwston
- - Ti xamparia, ta paidia kala;
- - Mia xara esu;
- - Do3a to 0eo, apo zesth pws pame;
- - Asta, ta 3ereis
- - Na se rwthsw kati;
- - Lege
- - An eimastan Siemens h Intracom pou einai kai promh0eutes sas, kai
eixame meinei xwris sundesh me ton e3w kosmo gia ena mhna, posa
kefalia 0a eixane pesei apo kei pera;
- - E;
- - Auto pou se rwthsa (exw parei to polu kako ufos twra). Mporoume kai
emeis na ginoume polu kakoi kai to Mouseio exi ton tropo kai ta mesa na
vrei to dikio tou kai na apaithsei ikanopoihsh me olous tous tropous.
3hgh0hkame;
- - Kala re file, mhn agrieueis (malakwsw o tupos kai tou kophke o
vhxas)
- - Loipon kanoniste ti 0a kanete
Se duo wres apo auto to thlefwnhma, eixe apokatasta0ei h vlavh kai
leitourgousan ola. Opws to fantazomai, den 0a uphrxe kammia vlavh,
aplws 0a'xane 3exasei na gurisoune kanena diakopth apo to OFF sto ON h
kati tetoio.
Meta apo kammia mera me pairnei enas apo ton OTE
- - Ton kurio Kara kai mpela, uparxei kanenas tetoios ekei;
- - O idios
- - Apo OTE, ekeinh h 42017 ti egine;
- - Pouli kai peta3e
- - Douleuei;
- - Do3a na'xei o giarambhs, douleuei
- - Na thn kleisw dhladh
- - Ti na kleiseis re megale, aman kaname na thn anoi3oume kai esu 0a
thn kleiseis;
- - Oxi, ennow thn ekkremothta, authn na kleisw
- - Kleisthn authn, alla mhn mas 3ananoi3ei etsi;
- - Elpizw thn epomenh fora na mhn mas parete gia vlavh.
- - Kai emeis
Kai etsi teleiwse h istoria
______________________________________________________________________
Joke of the Day ... Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων
Πληροφορίες --> https://anekdota.duckdns.org/jokes_list.html
______________________________________________________________________
- Επόμενο μήνυμα: Panayiotis Alefragis: "Re: Η διδακτορική διατριβή του λαγού"
- Προηγούμενο μήνυμα: Akis Karnouskos: "Μια βραδυά στο λούκι..."
- Μηνύματα ταξινομημένα ανά: [ ημερομηνία ] [ thread ] [ θέμα ] [ συγγραφέα ] [ Επισυναπτόμενο ]
- Mail ενέργειες: [ Απάντησε σε αυτό το μήνυμα ] [ Στείλε ενα καινούριο μήνυμα ]