JotD / QotD Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων (JotD)


Θέμα: HMISKOUBRIA - H Metzelokasseta


(nil): Alekos Dimou (adimou(@)cryogen.com)
Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 27 Ιουν 1999 - 23:49:34 EEST

Ta parakatw einai tragoudia pou hxografisan to 1992 (peripou) to
gnwsto simera (giati tote oute i mana tous den tous iksere) sigkrotima
Hmiskoubria.
Simera ta Hmiskoubria exoun xestei sto taliro kai otan bgainoun sti
Tileorasi pernane koinwnika minimata.
Kai tote minimata pernagane ... ligo diaforetika bebaia.
Afierwmeno se olous kai oles ... gia na thimountai ti itan kapote
kai na min mas to paizoun psilomites kai katse kala twra.

Akolouthoun oi stixoi. Ta tragoudia mporeite na ta breite
se MP3 i real audio stin dieuthinsi :

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Nova/3310/

Oi theouses ... kai theousoi tis listas as stamatisoun edw kai na
anoiksoun tin kaini diathiki sti selida 18. Oi ipoloipoi as sinexisoun ...

01 Prologos
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Mounopana!
Auth einai h xeiroterh paragwgh pou exei ginei pote sta xronika se kaseta!
St' arxidia mou!
Den pa' na exei ginei;
Ligo m' endiaferei.
(REYIMO)
Me lene Dhmhtrh.
Akouste me kala!
Autos o diskos periexei brwmologa.
Brwmologa opws:
Poutanes, gamieste, xesmenes paliokarioles tou kerata!
Sas gamaw oles mia-mia, paliomounakia, mounopana, ka8hkia, skatofatses, arxidia!
Opoios loipon de mporei na t' akousei, na bgalei amesws thn kaseta apo to kasetofwno.
Eite th bgalei, eite de th bgalei, st' arxidia mou ton grafw!

02 Intro
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Intro!

Poutanes sta krebatia sas, auto mono sas lew,
mazi me tous ntabades sas ki afhste me na klaiw.
H sifulh giatreuetai, giati omws na kollhsw?
Den prokeitai, den prokeitai egw na sas gamhsw!
Mazeute ta kai fugete, giati den eim' edw.
Eimai skatokariolhs apo to Xolargo.
O poutsos mou megalos kai megaloprephs,
omws egw gamaw mounakia periwphs!
A gamh8eite!

03 Poutana
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To mouni to lene Giwta kai ton poutso Panagiwta.

Ah yeah!

Anamesa se duo mounoxeila xwmenos,
na glufw astamathta, sklhros kai kablwmenos.
Meta ths glufw to buzi ki h gkomena fwnazei
kai monomias ton poutso mou sto stoma ths ton bazei.
Glufei, glufei, glufei, roufaei t' arxidakia
kai ustera mou ton bazei mesa sta buzakia.
To paizei astamathta ki oi rwges kablwmenes
kai glufei to kefali tou ki oi stuseis mou xamenes.
To pianw mes' to xeri mou, anoigw to mouni ths
kai ths to xwnw sta8era ki o poutsos mou 3enuxths.
Partona mwrh poutana, partona mwrh faklana,
ti sou kanw, aporeis? ... Ma sou gamw th mana!

Poutana! Pou- pou- pou- poutana!
Poutana! Pou- pou- pou- poutana!

Fwnazei kai ourliazei giati gamaw wraia,
monos 'h me filous 'h akoma ol' h parea.
Ti wraia pou gamas! Sunexis' etsi, Mhtso,
prolabaineis alla duo ki as kaei kai to pastitsio!
De mporei, poutana, gurna twra kwlo!
Parton o8wmanika ton noumero ena ywlo!
Ponaw, Dhmhtrakh mou, ponaw alla m' aresei!
Ma prose3e, o kwlos mou de 8a mporei na xesei.
Boutaw ena mpoukali apo mpura Loewenbraeu
ki auth ston kwlo aneta ka8etai kai to trwei.
Teleiwsame ki oi duo, auto htane gamhsi!
Ki ekeinh toso dunata pote den eixe xusei!

Poutana! Pou- poutana!
Pou- pou- poutana!
Poutana gamiola!

04 Erwtiko
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To tragoudi ka8ara erwtiko.

Agapas. Giati na agapas?
Afou, opws kai na 'xei, sto telos 8a ponas.
To tragoudi, ka8ara erwtiko
kai st' arxidia mou an den 3erete, egw 8a sas to pw.
Thn agaphsa, gamw to kerato mou,
pou na '3era pws 8a 'briska egw to daskalo mou!
Thn agapw duo xronia, ma ekeinh sto mouni ths.
Thn noiazei ti 8a kanei me thn parth th dikh ths.
Shkw8hka kai efuga kai phga sto xwrio,
me mono ena skopo, na paw na th brw.
Phga kai ti egine; Ta idia ginan liada
kai kablwse kai egine o poutsos mou lampada.
Tesseris le3eis eipa, aresei den aresei
ki ama tis 3anapw, 8a katsw na me xesei.
Eis' h Eua, eis' uperoxh ki egw s' agapw,
oi tesseris oi le3eis pou eprepe na pw.
Me karfwse sta matia xwris na pei mia le3h,
les kai ths eipa edw ton poutso na mou pai3ei.
Mila mwrh malakw kai pes pali ta idia!
Mh me koitazeis siwphlh, mou eprh3es t' arxidia!
Paw na th filhsw, gurizei kai trabietai,
kollaw mia stigmh, meta lew: de gamietai;
Ti exw, mwrh yofia, strabos, koutsos den eimai.
Ena romantiko paidi, etouto mono eimai.
Giati de me goustareis, ti 8eleis pia na kanw;
Na koyw to laruggi mou, ti 8eleis, na pe8anw;
De se katalabainw, mh me pare3hghseis,
giati eim' enas blakas, mporeis kai na me ftuseis.
Egw apla se agapw kai eimai gamhse ta
kai logia gia parhgoria kaluter' afhse ta.
Mh m' agapas, st' arxidia mou, esu de 8a xareis,
ton poutso to diko mou sth mouna sou de 8a breis!

Katalabes, mwrh yofia?

05 Me lene Dhmhtrh
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Ah yeah!

Pote den asxoloumai me malakes kai arxidia,
tous trww me th flouda, san ta mudia 'h ta karudia.
Kanenas tous de noiasthke an zhsw 'h an pe8anw,
gi' auto ki egw de noiazomai, tous xezw kai tous klanw!
Ein' oloi tous mounopana, ka8hkia kai tous ftunw.
Trabaw mia malakia kai sth mapa tous ta xunw
Den prokeitai n' asxolh8oun me sena oute lepto.
Xestous, na sthrizesai ston ena sou eauto!
Pote egw de metrhsa ta uper kai ta kata.
Me lene Dhmhtrh, brwmero san ta skata!
Brwmero san ta skata!
Brwmero san ta skata!

Twra 8' anarwtieste giati me lene etsi.
Oxi, den eimai aplutos, den eimai kokoretsi,
apla giati tous brizw, tous brizw kai xontra.
Tous grafw sthn ywlara mou mazi me ta lefta!
De 8eloun na se blepoun pote na petuxaineis.
Zhleuoun ta mounopana, ma esu na perimeneis
kai otan er8' h wra, gama tous ton kwlo,
dei3e tous t' arxidia sou ki ena megalw ywlo!
Pote na mhn koita3eis ta uper kai ta kata.
Me lene Dhmhtrh, brwmero san ta skata!
Brwmero san ta skata!
Brwmero san ta skata!
Skata!

06 Brwmulos
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Eimai brwmiarhs ki aplutos kai klanw panta wraia.
Pote den kanw mpanio, den paw ston kourea.
Ta podia mou brwmane sa sapio kounoupidi
ki h muth mou ap' ta spuria fouskwnei san arxidi.
Petane kai t' autia mou, ma den ta ka8arizw,
th brwma tous masaw kai pantote ta brizw.
Xezw opou brw, sto saloni, sto krebati.
Ta blepw, ta 8aumazw, tous bazw kai alati.
Katourhsa kai exesa sto piato pou 8a faw,
tis mu3es mou tis efaga, tis trixes mou petaw.
Eimai brwmulos!
Eimai brwmulos!
Mpliaaa!
Eimai brwmulos!

Makria, makria, 8a klasw, 8a klasw brwmera!
H teleutaia mou klania skotwnei duo gatia.
Murizw gallikh kolwnia ... KLANEX.
Xrhsimopoiw th xoufta mou gia na kanw se3.
To swbrako mou brwmiko kai pisw kai mprosta,
kitrino apo ta katoura, kafe ap' ta skata.
Pwpw, goustarw brwma, skata kai aplusia!
Egw eim' o pio brwmikos ap' ola ta skata.
Ki an de me goustarete, sas klanw kai sas xezw,
st' arxidia mou sas grafw, ston poutso mou sas paizw!
Prrrt!
Eimai brwmulos!
Yeah!
Eimai brwmulos!
Mpliaaa!
Eimai brwmulos!
Prrrt!

07 Sa brwmikh serbieta
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Otan me parathses, 8umamai, de sou milhsa
ki as hmouna o prwtos, o prwtos pou se phdh3a.
H par8enia sou espase, ma esu h8eles ki allo.
Goustarizes t' arxidia kai ton poutso ton megalo!
Se mazey' ap' to pou8ena kai s' ekana kuria,
ma twra to mouni sou exw perasei sta arxeia.
Mporei kai na s' agaphsa, mporei na s' agapw,
ma egw, mwrh saloupa, pote mou den 3exnw.
Twra kai thn kardia sou kai ta oneira sou peta,
8umasai, opws emena, sa brwmikh serbieta.
Sa brwmikh serbieta.
Me peta3es, sa brwmikh serbieta.

Traba loipon sto galata, st' arxidia mou se grafw.
Pote na mh se 3anadw, edw sto upografw.
Esu 8a metaniwseis, s' olh sou th zwh
pote de 8a breis toso uperoxo kabli!
Kai to mouni sou 8a zhta ton poutso mou ton Mhtso,
ma 8a gamaei o galatas pou tone lene Kitso.
Kai 8a ponas kai 8a zhtas na 'r8eis pali se mena,
ma egw me to kabli or8o 8a ormaw sthn arena.
Twra kai thn kardia sou kai ta oneira sou peta,
8umasai, opws emena, sa brwmikh serbieta.
Sa brwmikh serbieta.
Me peta3es, sa brwmikh serbieta.
Sa brwmikh serbieta.
Sa serbieta.
Ston kwlo sou, mwrh!

08 Mauros peiraths
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Kuries, despoinides, guriste apo pisw!
Auto einai ena tragoudi gia ton poutso mou ton Mhtso.
Einai polu megalos, 8umizei palamari
ki opoia kuria ton zhta, as er8ei na ton parei!
Kokkinwpos kai stroumpoulos, me tragano kefali,
h ka8e mia poutana sto mouno 8e na balei.
Ma einai kai romantikos kai den kablwnei twra,
ma perimenei pws kai pws na er8ei ekein' h wra
kai perimenei a3ioprepws to gluyimo kai pali
gia na peta3ei kokkino to stroumpoulo kefali.
Pote den einai ratsisths, ma tis gamaei oles,
kuries ka8' epiloghs, poutanes kai karioles.

Ton poutso mou ton lene Mhtso kai einai mauros peiraths.
Gamaei kuries, ma kai despoinides, naton ama 8eleis na ton deis!
Ton poutso mou ton lene Mhtso kai einai mauros peiraths.
Gamaei kuries, ma kai despoinides, naton ama 8eleis na ton deis!

Ki an 8a me steiloun nautiko s' ena karabi moutso,
8a eimai panta asfalhs me enan tetoio poutso.
Ki otan me parathsei kamia paliopoutana,
o Mhtsos ths gamaei ama laxei kai th mana!
Mouni, mouni na einai, mouni kai o,ti na 'nai!
Den kanoume diakriseis, oooles tis gamame.
Eimai polu perhfanos pou exw tetoio peos,
pou grafei olo mousikh sa na 'nai Amanteos.
Ela, Mhtsara, gnwrisa mia kariola
kai gama thn kai kan' ths to mouni ths sa mprizola!
Mhtsara mou, sou euxomai na eisai panta wraios.
Pote kaneis sth geitonia den eixe tetoio peos!

Ton poutso mou ton lene Mhtso kai einai mauros peiraths.
Gamaei kuries, ma kai despoinides, naton ama 8eleis na ton deis!
Ton poutso mou ton lene Mhtso kai einai mauros peiraths.
Gamaei kuries, ma kai despoinides, naton ama 8eleis na ton deis!

09 Neroxuths
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(KAZANAKI)
I'm coming!

Suxna pou me paratagan oi prostuxes kuries
kai to 'rixn' astamathta se teleies malakies,
katalaba ki egw pws den a3izoun mia.
Uparxei kati pi' omorfo apo th malakia;
Phgaina loipon to bradu sthn toualeta,
otan me paratage h ka8e mia serbieta
kai ebgaza to Mhtso na parei ligo aera
kai epaiz' astamathta boukolikh flogera.
Ki o erwtas mou prostuxos, ki as m' elegan alhth,
gia keinon ton kataleuko, drosato neroxuth.

Auta htane gamhsia, aut' htane agaph,
o aspros neroxuths me Toumpoflo ki alati.
Oi trupes tou gualizane san e3i poutanitses,
maurideres, musthries, san prostuxes mouritses.
Akoumpaga t' arxidia mou, petousa sta ourania
ki o neroxuths xaideue ta duo mikra mou alania.
Ki o poutsos mou san exune kai emoiaze me ptwma,
o neroxuths epairne ta xusia mou sto stoma.
Ki o erwtas mou prostuxos, ki as m' elegan alhth,
gia keinon ton kataleuko, drosato neroxuth.

Ax, neroxuth, s' agapaw!

(KAZANAKI)
I'm coming!

10 Ante gamhsou
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Kalws thm!
Ti egine, giati epestreyes pisw; Mhpws 8eleis na zhthseis sugnwmh;
Ante re gamhsou, fuge apo edw pera!
Nomizeis oti 8a katsw egw n' asxolh8w mazi sou;
Ti sou perase apo to mualo, mwrh malakismenh,
oti eisai h kaluterh, h noumero ena, h prwth;
Ante gamhsou, sto 3analew!
Prin fugeis omws, exw na sou pw duo pramatakia.
Akouse ta kala.

Giati de m' agapas, mwrh paliopoutana;
O poutsos mou de sou arkei, palioskatofaklana;
Gamw thn koinwnia mou, ti ein' auto me sena;
Arghsa, ma katalaba, den kaneis pia gia mena.
O antras ap' th fush tou einai polugamikos,
emena omws o poutsos mou htan polu swstos.
S' auth th mouno8uella pou emena periballei
den phga, mwrh skrofa, na gamhsw kamian allh.
Kai panta hmouna pistos, gi' auto eimai malakas,
pote mou den 3ekinhsa ena desmo ths plakas.
Kai otan mou thn pesane h Mairh kai h Sissu,
na mple3oume ta mpoutia mas se prostuxo gamhsi,
egw tous eipa oxi, o blakas me keraia,
giati egw goustariza na '3hgh8w wraia.
Kai na, pou s' anakaluya na eisai m' enan allo,
giati koitouses ta mikra ki egw eixa megalo!
Ante gamhsou axrhsth me opoione goustareis,
ton poutso to diko mou 3ana de 8a ton pareis.
Nomiza pws hsoun ligo diaforetikh,
ma oles, oles eisaste poutanes sthn yuxh!
Xesthka, st' alh8eia, auta ta 'xw perasei,
pou pio paranoika mounia egw ta 'xw 3egrayei.
Kai ti sou perase mwrh ap' to ftwxo mualo sou,
oti egw 8a klayw gia ton kwlo ton diko sou;
Ante gamhsou duo fores ki egw 8a brw mian allh
pou 8a 'xei pio polu mualo se gunaikeio kefali!
To kapelaki mou straba, pou leei ki o Kwstakhs,
o poutsos mou o Mhtsos de ginetai Lalakhs.

Ante loipon gamhsou axrhsth!
Oust!

11 Blaxa
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Auth 'nai mia istoria gia kapote pou ta 'xa
me mia rodokokkinh kai stroumpouloula blaxa.
Htan apo ta boreia, makria apo paralia,
se perioxh pou oi notioi th leme Kazolia.
Th gnwrisa se stannnh, me probata gemath
kai noiwsame ki oi duo auto pou lene agaph.
Twra den 3erw an htan agaph 'h gamhsi,
ma o,ti kai na htan...

12 Xunw
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Pwpw, exw kati kables!

Aaah!

Give it up, baby!

S' aresei to kabli mou; Roufa to, mwro mou!
Kane pia diko sou ton poutso ton diko mou!
Me duo logia na sto pw, xwris na se zalisw,
to '8ela apo palia edw na se gamhsw.
Eisai h prwth gkomena kai me kablwneis twra
kai na sou skisw to mouni nomizw hr8' h wra,
ma prin apo auto, ase ta nazakia
kai afhse me, koukla, na sou gluyw ta buzakia.
Nai, piase mou t' arxidia! Ax, posa 3ereis, posa!
Ki ase na ginei to mouni sou ena me th glwssa!
To 3erw pws to 8eleis, gi' auto kai 8a sto dwsw.
Nai, s' agapaw, koukla mou, kai de 8a se prodwsw.
Kounhsou ligo kai esu kai dws' mou o,ti sou dinw!
Ma mh mou les koubenta, ase twra, giati xunw!

Xunw!
Aaax xunw!
Aaaaaax xunw!

S' arese, agaph mou, latreia mou glukia;
Ti 8a 'leges gia allo ena edw sta petaxta;
Gurna apo pisw! Oxi, de 8elw kwlo,
to 8elw DOGGIE STYLE na noiwsw auton ton ywlo.
Kounhsou twra, koukla, fwnazeis kai s' aresei
ki egw an de goustarw, na katsei na me xesei!
Nai, nai, me trellaineis ki auta ta kwlomeria
zesta zesta ki afrata mesa sta duo mou xeria.
Pote de 8a s' afhsw kai 8a se pantreutw,
ma katse ligo akoma, na to 'fxaristh8w!
To desmo mas de 8a lusw, pote de 8a s' afhsw.
Katse na se gamhsw, nai, kane me na xusw!
Ta rouxa sou kai fuge, 3ana de sou ton dinw.
Ante gamhsou, yofia, shkw fuge giati xunw!

Xunw!
Aaax xunw!
Aaaaaax xunw!
Aaax xunw!
Xunw! Aaax!

Oust, mwrh arrwstia! Ante gamhsou, fuge apo 'dw pera,
paliomalakismenh, pou 8a se pantreutw! Oust apo 'dw!

13 Biasths
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(SATANIKO GELIO)

To mualo mou exei saleyei, auto einai gnwsto.
Me lene palabo, yuxas8enh, paranoiko
kai exw mia pa8hsh, mia pa8hsh trelh.
To ligo mou mualo skeftetai mono to mouni.
Ta bradua bgainw bolta, zhtwntas aformh
gia na biasw gkomenes, na ri3w ena kabli.
Gumnos kai kablwmenos, se maurh kamparntina,
na sbhsw agwnizomai autb th maurh peina.
Ki ama petuxw gkomena kamia 3exasmenh,
pou arghse sto spiti ki o mpampas thn perimenei,
thn ebayw, thn gamhse! Ormaw san antarths
kai ginomai eu8us o mauros ths efialths.
Ths skizw to foustani kai trww tis danteles,
fwnazw paranoika xwris polles kordeles.
Prose3e loipon kai koita na biasteis,
giati kukloforei ki o dikos sou biasths!
(SATANIKO GELIO)
O dikos sou biasths!

To 3erw pws fobaste, alla de dinw mia,
giati goustarw to mouni san t' agria 8hria!
Ton kwlo sou ton tourlwto egw 8a sou ton skisw
kai de me noiazei an 8es, egw 8a se gamhsw!
St' alh8eia to goustarw ama den to goustareis
kai 3erw pws ton poutso mou de 8eleis na ton pareis.
Kai poios se rwthse, mwrh poutana 3eskismenh;
Afou to 3erw, to mouni ton poutso mou prosmenei.
8aye mwrh ston Kaukaso ton poutso mou to kthnos
kai 8a sou bgalw disko, ki as ein' ki apo th Minos.
Kai 8a 'xei mesa laika, 8a 'xei kai mantinades
kai 8a goustareis ta kablia pou 'nai san kaminades.
Ki otan se parathsw, sth mouna sou 8a xusw,
8a kaneis moggolakia kai duo arkoudakia.
Prose3e loipon kai koita na biasteis,
giati kukloforei ki o dikos sou biasths!

O dikos sou biasths!
(SATANIKO GELIO)
O dikos sou biasths!
(SATANIKO GELIO)

Otan h nuxta erxetai, to bradu mas plakwnei,
eimaste mazi sou, Kuriako Papaxronh!

14 Endologos
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(FWNH XARRU KLUNN) Auth ein' h deuterh meria tou diskou.
An 8elete n' akousete to disko apo thn arxh, balte ton apo thn allh meria.

Eipame, ein' h deuterh meria tou diskou mwre aderfaki mou!
Musthrioi an8rwpoi, anapodoi oi Ellhnes, na 'oum',
'ma sou xwsw kamia, 8a skotw8oume edw mesa re paidaki mou!

(FWNH MHTSARA) Afou ta kataferate kai ftasate mexri edw, eiste a3iepainoi.
Ti a3iepainoi, malakes eisaste pou ka8osaste kai m' akoute.
Alla ston poutso mou, na poume, ti me noiazei emena an m' akoute 'h de m' akoute;
Sthn karapoutsaklara mou sas grafw, olous!
Kai sunexizw.

15 Ante gamhsou 3ana
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THREE, TWO, COMIN' AT YOU!

8a sas pw thn istoria pou thn pathsa ki egw
kai agaphsa, gamwto, kapoio brwmo8hluko.
Kairo thn agapousa, kai ths to eixa pei
pws sigoura den h8ela na ri3w ena kabli.
Th goustara st' alh8eia, peite me karagkiozh,
ma pisteua pws kati allo ths armozei.
Kai keinh sumfwnouse, ma sto telos diafwnouse.
Gamw to kerato mou, diafwnouse 'h sumfwnouse;
Epernagan oi meres ki ekeinh sto mouni ths,
pou thn kardia mou ragize, pou htan pia dikh ths,
kai mou lege, 8a doume, den 3erw an se goustarw,
'h to kabli sou apla an 8elw na to parw.
Ki egw ekei perimena, o blakas, o geloios
ki as mou 'legan oi filoi mou pws exw ginei kruos.
Perimena, perimena na ginei pia dikh mou
kai etoimos na katastreyw hmoun th zwh mou.
Ma 3upnhsa, gamwto, katalaba to la8os.
Malakas hmoun, sigoura, pou agaphsa me pa8os.
Thn epiasa, th rwthsa, 8eleis na 'sai mazi mou
'h mhpws, san tis alles, goustareis to kabli mou;
Ki ekeinh ti mou eipe, gamw th malakia mou
ki an thn 3anaplhsiasw, 8a koyw kai ta tria mou!
Goustarw na blepw na trexeis sa skulaki,
edw na me parakalas, san to mikro paidaki.
Ki egw na lew oxi, ki etsi na se paideuw,
ma pali na sou lew nai, gluka na se xaideuw.
Gourlwsa ta matia mou, ta phra sto kranio
ki arxisa na grulizw san agrio 8hrio!
Ti les, mwrh poutana, 3eskismenh, palioywla,
saloupa, upokeimeno, palioskatokariola;
S' agaphsa, gamwto, ki auto to pairnw pisw,
ma isws kai na goustara ton kwlo na sou skisw.
Ma ftanei, se sixa8hka, ante gamhsou, spase,
ki o dromos ein' eleu8eros ki ama goustareis, klase!
Kai oi gunaikes naaa, gamw to kerato mou,
kai sthn oura 8a trexoun gia ton poutso ton diko mou.
Gurizw sthn parea mou kai klase mou t' arxidia,
bare8hka gia mia zwh ta idia kai ta idia.
Ma mhn 3anaguriseis, egw 8a sto krataw,
ton poutso ton diko mou gia sena de xalaw.

Ante gamhsou!
3ana, ante gamhsou!
3ana, ante gamhsou!
Saloupa!
Trwglh!

16 Paideras
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ekei na spasei plaka,
na pai3ei apala, giati 'nai prwth mourh
ki ustera 8a ths pw pws einai glufitzouri.
Kai eimai pleon sigouros, meta 8a mou ton gluyei
kai 8a ths pw ton kwlo ths ustera na mou dei3ei.
Kai katse, koritsaki mou, na pai3oume koumpares,
ase to arkoudaki kai tis alles tis papares.
Giati twra se 8elw, se 8elw kai polu,
afou panta to goustara to anhliko mouni!

Giati...

Eimai paideras ki o poutsos mou to teras
goustarei na xtupa ta koritsakia ta mikra!
Ela!
Eimai paideras ki o poutsos mou to teras
goustarei na xtupa ta koritsakia ta mikra!

Nai, eimai paideras, den kanw diakriseis.
Ka8e hlikia goustarei na gamhseis.
8umamai pia, sta niata mou, htan oles gamhse ta.
Kanenas mas de roufage oute roufokauleta.
Ma twra ein' alliws, tis blepeis kai pa8aineis.
Koitazeis to buzi tous kai, gamwto mou, pe8aineis!
Htane ta maroulia pou kanan th zhmia
kai twra oloi goustaroume ta paidika mounia.
8a fugw gia na kanw ta3idia uperpontia,
na brw mouni pou akoma na mhn exei bgalei dontia
kai ustera 8a 3eskisw thn korh tou lostromou,
3ediantropa, fthna, sth mesh ekei tou dromou.
Pote na mhn koita3eis ta uper kai ta kata,
me lene Dhmhtrh...
E, ena lepto, la8os selida. Ti malakes pou eisaste,
kanate la8os sth selida; An einai dunaton!
A, enta3ei.
kai 8a ths pw na er8ei grhgora sto 8eio,
giati thn perimenei kablwmeno to 8hrio.
Giati twra to 8elw, to 8elw kai polu,
afou panta to goustara to anhliko mouni!

Eimai paideras ki o poutsos mou to teras
goustarei na xtupa ta koritsakia ta mikra!
Ela!
Eimai paideras ki o poutsos mou to teras
goustarei na xtupa ta koritsakia ta mikra!

Allh mia fora!
Eimai paideras ki o poutsos mou to teras
goustarei na xtupa ta koritsakia ta mikra!
Eimai paideras ki o poutsos mou to teras
goustarei na xtupa ta koritsakia ta mikra!

Ouaaaaaaaaa!

17 Pi8hkia
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Sunexeia me ena kommati,
ena kommati pou egraye o filos mou o Xrhstos,
o opoios Xrhstos, an egw eimai brwmeros san ta skata,
autos einai brwmeros san pi8hkos.
Kai pragmatika den 3erw an kai o kwlos tou einai kokkinos.
BrwmoXrhsto, to tragoudi gia sena!
One!

Aaaaaah yeeeaaah!

Mas lene falakrous, ma eimaste pi8hkia.
Mas lene kai glompakia, ma eimaste ka8hkia.
Mas leipoune oi trixes apo thn kefalh,
giati mas exoun pesei mia kai kalh.
Emena me len Dhmhtrh ki akouste me kala,
opoios me pei falakra, 8a faei duo kablia.
Giati falakras eimai, to 3erw kai m' aresei,
ma opoios me pei glompaki, ton poutso 8a tou bre3ei.
Ma exw ki ena sth8os, pou einai sketo dasos.
Otan xaideuei h gkomena, kaulwnw, ginom' asos.
Mou leei, re Mhtsara, m' areseis san pi8hki,
mou aresei na ta glufw otan mou rixneis to maniki.
Ki egw ths lew, koukla mou, partona apo pisw,
giati 'mai mphxths, paidaras, 8elw na se soublisw.
Ki auth sto dasos xanetai, monoterma to pairnei
ki egw san paliopi8hkas ths rixnw gia na gernei.
Einai paliopoutana...
...kai tis omorfes, tis trixwtes papares.
Ma omws de th noiazei pou eimai falakroulhs,
giati, mwrh, o poutsos mou den ein' toso mikroulhs.
Giati exw ena poutso pou anhkei se gorila.
Ston kwl' otan sto xwnw, brwmaei kai skatila!
Ki auth meta mou dinei mpanana ki ena MANGO
ki egw eu8us ths kanw ton ourakotagko.
Pairnw thn mpanana, thn bazw mes' ston kwlo
kai meta apo ligo ths rixnw ki enan ywlo.
Ma exw ki ena filo, Xrhsto tone lene,
...
Ela, Xrhstara, rixta kai to kabli sou dei3e,
rixto mes' ston kwlo ths kai pes ths, mwrh, bh3e!

18 Buzia
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M' epiase koyimo.

Pantote, apo mikros, ... ta paidia,
eixa kapoia pwrwsh sta gunaikeia buzia.
M' aresoun ta megala, pou ta 'pianes esu,
kai ekanes to xeri sou mia wra na to breis.
...mounakia, pou ta 'xane megala,
buzares kai buzompala pou stazan apo gala.
Kai ta piana me pwrwsh kai roufaga tis rwges
ki ekeines xlimintrizane, giat' htan pant' aloges.
Kai ta mikra ta eftuna, giat' htane mikra.
M' aresoun oi gunaikes me megala ta buzia.
...

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