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Θέμα: Anekdotakia



(nil): Lazaros Haleplidis (lazaros(@)nortelnetworks.com)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 05 Ιούλ 1999 - 18:43:18 EEST

Einai ta prota pou stelno opote "be gentle to me..."

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A girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody
home. I
went over. Nobody was home.

Once when I was lost..... I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my
parents. I said to him ..... do you think we'll ever find them? He said ...
I don't know
kid .... there are so many places they can hide.

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button
fell off. I
picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the
bathroom.

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind
I'd like a
second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!

One day as I came home early from work ..... I saw a guy jogging naked. I
said to
the guy .... Hey buddy .... why are you doing that for? He said .....
Because you
came home early.

I went to see my doctor. Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the
mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me? He said... I don't
know but
your eyesight is perfect.

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

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