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Θέμα: kalogries, papades kai alles kryades . . . (as ocetai o Ioylhs!)



(nil): Alexandra (takal(@)skiathos.physics.auth.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 26 Ιούλ 1999 - 13:32:52 EEST

**H epityxia einai syggenhs pa8hsh . . . Oso megalyterh einai, toso
perissoteroi kai oi syggeneis . . .
**O ka8enas mporei nanai o nikhths . . . Ektos fysika an diagwnistei kai
deyteros
**Oso pio arga doyleyeis, toso ligotera la8h kaneis
**De mporei . . . Esy mallon apo allonwn la8h exeis ma8ei . . . Den eixes
kairo na taxeis bgalei ola ayta apo to myalo soy . . .
**Ean moiazeis me th fwtografia sto diabathrio soy, mallon xreiazetai na to
kaneis to tajidi . . .
**Pote mhn kaneis o,ti kalytero mporeis. Den afhnei peri8wria gia proodo
**Nai, oi an8rwpoi areskontai sthn kritikh. Arkei nanai 8etikh kai
kolakeytikh.
**H stenaxwria skotwnei pio polloys ap' osoys h doyleia, giati aploystata,
einai perissoteroi aytoi poy stenaxwrioyntai ap' aytoys poy doyleyoyn

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Enas papas kai mia kalogria, gia kapoion logo, tajideyoyn sthn erhmo me mia
kamhla. Meta apo wres kai wres mes th zesth kai thn ammo, h kamhla kati
pa8ainei kai peftei jerh kai den koynietai me tipota . . . Telos pantwn,
meta apo kapoies wres apelpisias kai proseyxwn, antilambanontai oi dolioi
oti eftase to telos toys kai, profanws gia na ginei to anekdoto, leei o
papas distaktika sthn kalogria oti pote den exei dei to sth8os mias
gynaikas, na dei to diko ths arage? Fantazeste to
xristianikon mpla mpla poy akoloy8ei, toy to deixnei ayth, na to aggijei
8elei aytos, meta erxetai h seira ths kalogrias na 8elei na dei, gia prwth
fora prin pe8anei ena antriko peos, ths to deixnei o papas, na to aggijei
rwtaei ayth, naaaa mia stish o papas, kai . . . Kai exei dia8esh dia ta
peraiterw, alla me xristianikh kalych oso na peite, "Jereis", ths leei,
"oti an ayto mpei kapoy, mporei na dhmioyrghsei zwh?" Naaaa h ekplhjh sta
matia ths kalogrias kai . . .
"Kai giati den to bazeis sthn rhmada thn kamhla mpas kai jekollhsoyme apo
dw?"

lhda

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