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Θέμα: Re:kryades. . .(as ocetai o Ioylhs!)



(nil): Alexandra (takal(@)skiathos.physics.auth.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 26 Ιούλ 1999 - 13:33:13 EEST

leda wrote:

> **H epityxia einai syggenhs pa8hsh . . . Oso megalyterh einai, toso
> perissoteroi kai oi syggeneis . . .

Den einai panta kollhtikh omws! Synh8ws oi syggeneis twn
epityxhmenwn epidiwkoyn th metadwsh ths me episfalh omws
apotelesmata.

>
> **O ka8enas mporei nanai o nikhths . . . Ektos fysika an diagwnistei kai
> deyteros

Tote....o enas stoys dyo kerdizei...kai o allos ginetai firma se tok-sooy!

>
> **Oso pio arga doyleyeis, toso ligotera la8h kaneis

O monos tropos bebaia na mhn kaneis la8h einai na mhn kaneis
apolytws tipota! Kai na 8ymasai! Kaneis den pe8ane apo yperbolikh
jekoyrash!

>
> **De mporei . . . Esy mallon apo allonwn la8h exeis ma8ei . . . Den eixes
> kairo na taxeis bgalei ola ayta apo to myalo soy . . .

Nai alla mhn jexnas ... Peira einai na wfeleisai apo ta dika moy la8h.

>
> **Ean moiazeis me th fwtografia sto diabathrio soy, mallon xreiazetai na to
> kaneis to tajidi . . .

Bebaia, akoma xeirotera, an moiazeis me th dikia moy fwtografia
sto diabathrio xreiazesai epeigontws to tajidi ala amfiballw
an peraseis ton elegxo sto aerodromio!

>
> **Pote mhn kaneis o,ti kalytero mporeis. Den afhnei peri8wria gia proodo

Proodos einai bebaia h ceydais8hsh oti exeis kanei kati kalytero!

>
> **Nai, oi an8rwpoi areskontai sthn kritikh. Arkei nanai 8etikh kai
> kolakeytikh.

Allh8eia giati oi apotyxhmenoi 8eatran8rwpoi ginontsai kritikoi;
Ma giati ena kako krasi mporei na ginei aristo jydi!

>
> **H stenaxwria skotwnei pio polloys ap' osoys h doyleia, giati aploystata,
> einai perissoteroi aytoi poy stenaxwrioyntai ap' aytoys poy doyleyoyn.

H8ikon Didagma. Mh stenaxwriesai poy eisai anergos! Mono etsi
8a glitwseis....dyo 8anatoys mazi.

Asxeto.....
Eipan se kapoion oti to poly poto 8a ton skotwne. Pragmati,
odhgwntas me8ysmenos sygkroysthke me mia kolwna,
ektinaxthke apo to aytokinhto toy epese se mia akth, mesa
sth 8alassa, opoy brhke tragiko 8anato apo pnigmo.
Ola toy kala, ayto to rhmadi to 8alassonero na mhn epine.....

Exete mallia; a nai; mhn diabasete parakatw.
Diabazete; kala! niptw tas xeiras moy.
Apo th synenteyjh toy A.Mplinken ekproswpoy toy Leykoy Oikoy.

"Kai twra meta th lhjh toy Cyxroy Polemoy emeis exoyme thn
ejairetikh eykairia na epekteinoyme ta ofelh ths dhmokratias
ths eirhnhs kai ths eley8erhs agoras se oloklhrh thn Eyrwph.
To monadiko keno poy yparxei ayth th stigmh einai sth Notioanatolikh
Eyrwph me ola ayta poy kanei o Milosebits. Strefetai enantion
ths istorias. Kai oi eley8eroi an8rwpoi ofeiloyn na epilejoyn thn
pleyra ths istorias me thn eley8eria th dhmokratia thn eirhnh h
ayth toy misoys kai ths diktatorias."

Sas emeinan mallia;;;;;;

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