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Θέμα: H Zwn Eivai Allou (Epistrofn apo Ellada)



(nil): Akis Karnouskos (akis(@)ceid.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 02 Αύγ 1999 - 11:07:24 EEST

To parakatw den einai anekdoto alla enas filos me parotrine na to steilw
sti lista.

From: Stratos Safioleas
Subject: H Zwn Eivai Allou (Epistrofn apo Ellada)

Geia sas kai xara sas.

Treis ebdomadoules ntav kai perasav kai to yilobroxo sto aerodromio
National tns Washington me efere grngora stnv pragmatikotnta tns xwras
tns paravoias, edw pou n zwn eivai plastikn, oi avdres forave leuka
poukamisa kai oi guvaikes bareta averasta tagier, me leukes kaltses pavw
apo ta kaltsov kai maura Nike.

"How ya 're doing today?
Fine thank you! And you?
Fine thank you.
Have a good one now.
You too"

Aei sixtnr!

Nai stnv Ellada uparxouv akoma o siderevios (kai 0a mas 0ayei olous) o
gkavtemns, o Koubelas, o Akns, o Pavtazns, o Papadakns me to "Kalnmera
Ellada" (kata to 'Good morning America), evas surfetos apo
dnmosiografous
tns purkagias kai kavalia tns sumforas.

Alla ekava Pasxa re paidia. "Tov vumfwva sou blepw, Swtnra
kekosmnmevov,
kai evduma ouk exw iva eisel0w...". Oute tetrafwvies, oute armovia sto
telos. "Snmerov kremate epi 3ulou, o ev udasi tnv gnv kremasas" o patnr
Iakwbos sto An Nikola Amarousiou, me brovtern fwvn opws pevte xrovia
priv, tnv teleutaia fora pou tov akousa priv va fugw gia tnv Nea Gn.
Tnv
Megaln Paraskeun snkwsame me tous palious mou filous tov Epitafio, kai n
evoria mas mazi stous dromous, kratwvtas keria mazi mas sto kevtro, katw
apo tov nlektriko sta0mo kai oi umvoi tou 0eiou Pa0ous.

Avastasn me purobolismous kai kampaves, kai oloi strimwgmevoi stnv
Ekklnsia. Oloi, "vnsteusavtes kai mn vnsteusavtes". Auta pou leei n
euxn tou Iwavvn tou Xrusostomou dev ta pav oute aristeroi, oute
avarxikoi kai fusika dev ta 'xouv parei murwdia autoi pou mas exouv
epibalei autn tnv epifasn tns sobarotntas kai tou ka0wsprepismou edw
pera...

Avte va mnv avoi3w to stoma mou twra.

E, stous dromous xamos. Opoios avte3ei kai opoios tnv bgalei ka0arn.
Alla ola givovtai. Parkareis opou va 'vai, diploparkareis, kai eviote
triploparkareis kai ama ta pramata eivai abola mpaiveis kai avapoda stov
movodromo opws otav (3ava)xa0nka stnv Kuyeln. Sto Kolwvaki oloi
araxtoi stnv plateia va xazeuouv tov kosmo pou pervaei. "Is everything
OK? Is everything OK? Is everything OK? Is everything OK? Is everything
OK? Is everything OK? Is everything OK?" Ase mas re poulaki mou va
pioume tov kafe mas ev eirnvn. Ase pou dev eivai kafes auto to
veropluma.
Tetoia dev exei stnv patrida.

Xtupaei to tnlefwvo sto estiatorio:
"Mas stelvete mia mpoukala krasi;"
"Suggvwmn kurie mou, dev kavoume diavomn krasiwv."
"Oxi, dev katalabate, apo to trapezi dwdeka sas pairvw!"

Aln0ivn istoria mou orkizovtai filoi mou. Gemisame "kivnta" tnlefwva.
Pnga tnv Deutera tou Pasxa stov Sxoivia kai se ka0e trapezaki apo eva
tnlefwvo. 3eftila 'n exoume 3eperasei kai tous xrnmatistes tns Wall
Street stnv avagkn gia plnroforia; (Asteieuomai, etsi;)

Ta tnlefwvnmata pavtws, avti0eta me edw,
suvexizouv va eivai mia koivwvikn sumperifora. Idiaitera ta kivnta.
Egw
oi filoi mou kai kati alloi filoi stnv idia grammn, oloi mia parea...

Etsi gia va leme kai tou strabou to dikio loipov, pnga sto prwtodikeio
gia kati xartia kai andies, kai eixav kleisei gia to koivo mia wra priv
ftasw. "Amav re paidia kaigomai" Avoi3av kai to kavav. Ama exouv
kleisei edw stnv Amerikn kai pas eva lepto argotera ti tuxn exeis va
tous
peiseis; (Mndev)

Kala exw kai alles istories me dnmosious upallnlous, alla lew va kratnsw
to mail se aisiodo3o tovo :)

Liakadares gevikws. Pnga stn Nea Makrn kai ligoureuomouv tn 0alassa.
Omws dev ntav gia mpavio.

Duo xrovia ekava va paw Ellada, tromara va tous er0ei me tous vomous pou
dev exouv vonma, ta mesa kai ta gvwsta. Alloi filoi pavtreutnkav,
merikoi apoxtnsav paidia. Kapoioi alla3av douleies kai meros pou
katoikousav mazi. Troma3a va tous evtopisw.

"Ola trigurw allazouve, kai olo ta idia mevouv" pou leei kai o
Papazoglou. Otav prosgeiw0nka sto Ellnviko, filnsa to edafos opws to
'xa
ta3ei. Pnra mia ba0ia avasa kai eipa:

"Eftasa sto spiti mou epitelous"

Kalws sas briskw pali.

Stratos kai Kurstratos
    Di kai Ci

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