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Θέμα: H sxesi tou politismou me ta prasina aloga



(nil): Dimitris Karadimos (dkaradim(@)panafon.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 03 Αύγ 1999 - 16:12:35 EEST

Zitw sygnomi apo tin arxi an me to parakatw patisw merikous kalous... Sto
telos omws exei anekdoto.

Afou loipon kykloforisan merika keimena gemata apo ti nostalgia twn
ksenitemenwn Ellinwn lavame kai to apokoryfwma, ena keimeno tou kyriou
Kwstopoulou se aptaista greenglish. Enoxlithike, blepete, o antrwpos apo
tous amerikanoblaxous pou pinoun to wiskey tous me kalamaki kai protimoun
ta aneta papoutsia apo tous kothornous pou foroun ta dika mas kothwnia.
Eimai sigouros oti sto Texas pou pige tha tou elleipsan episeis kai oi
gnisies ellinikes lakouves, to kleisimo twn dromwn kai oi katalipseis twn
sxoleiwn.

Idou i synopsi tou politismou mas opws ekfrazetai efglwta apo ton kyrio
Kwstopoulo: "Ti va mas pouv, re, oi av9rwpoi pou pas sto "Mersevtes" kai
dev jereis apo pou sou 'rxovtai ta gkomouvakia me ta etsi tous, ta alliws
tous, me trifasiko reuma douleuouve ola, ama ta baleis sthv priza dev
stamatave me tipota."

Afta einai ta kritiria tou politismou mas? Den akousa pote kanenan kyrio
typou Kwstopoulou na diamartyrithei gia ti vasi tis pnevmatikis klironomias
mas, tin idia mas ti glwssa pou sfagiazetai kathimerina apo ta mesa mazikis
enimerwsis kai periodika opws to KLIK. Paratirisate arage tin plithora twn
amerikanismwn pou antikathistoun tis ellinikes lekseis pros xarin tis
"proodou" kai tou "politismou"?

Vevaia, "oi laoi pou koubalave politismo dev afomoiwvovtai pote" grafei o
kyrios Kwstopoulos! Afomeiwsi? Pou tin eidate?

Toulaxiston sevasteite ti noimosyni mas, osi mas apemeine, kai mi stelnete
tetoia skoupidia.

Kai twra anekdoto:
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Pethane kapote kapoios kai pige stin Kolasi. Epeidi sti zoi tou itan
idiaitera kakos ton pire o Diavolos gia ksenagisi. Prota perasan dipla apo
ena terastio kazani pou evrazan kamposoi mesa, enw dipla itan ena diavolaki
pou peripolouse variestimena.
- Ti einai edw? rwtise o typos.
- Edw einai to kazani twn Germanwn. Oi Germanoi einai anthrwpoi tou
kathikontos. Tous les oti prepei na vrasoun kai vrazoun xwris na
diamartyrontai.
Pigenoun parakatw kai vlepoun ena kazani opou para polla diavolakia
katevalan terasties prospatheies na kratisoun aftous apo to kazani mesa gia
na min to skasoun.
- Ti einai edw? ksanarwtaei o typos.
- Edw einai oi Evraioi. "Diavolou kaltsa" an mou epitrepeis tin ekfrasi,
den mas afinoun se isixia.
Proxwroun ligo akoma kai vlepoun ena kazani na vrazei xwris epivlepsi.
- Kai edw? rwtaei paraksenemenos o typos.
- Aaa, edw einai oi Ellines.
- Ma kala, an oi Evraioi sas dimiourgoun provlimata, oi Ellines tha eprepe
na sas to exoun skasei apo kairo ti stigmi malista pou den tous filaei
kanenas!
- Einai aplo, tou apantaei o gero-Diavolos. Kathe fora pou enas Ellinas
paei na vgei eksw, oi ypoloipoi ton ksanatravane mesa...

O nown noeitw...

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