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Θέμα: O papas...



(nil): Apostolia Schiza (aschiza(@)Glue.umd.edu)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 12 Αύγ 1999 - 16:57:36 EEST

Polu polu kalhmera sas apo thn allh meria tou Atlantikou!
Katarxhn, sugxarhthria gia thn lista einai polu goustozikh h atimh ;)
A! Kai opoios eixe thn eukairia na parathrhsei thn ekleipsh steilte kana
mail me entupwseis!

Ok ok, wra gia anekdwto... Exm.. einai to prwto (ellhniko) pou stelnw
opote mh me "petrobolisete" apo twra...

Loipon... o filos mas o X. apo Salonika apofashse na dianuxtereusei se ena
apo ta
ksenodoxeia ths Aqhnas mia kai o anqrwpos briskotan gia douleia ekei
kai den eixe pou na paei na meinei.
Ftanei o X sto ksenodoxeio kai kleinei ena dwmatio gia ena bradu.
Kseqeomenos o anqrwpos phgainei kateuqeian gia upno... Kata tis 2
ksumerwmata... tsoup na sou mia gkomena, psulh, ksanqia (ala Pamela
Anterson me ta "mpalkonia" omws...) mpainei sto dwmatio... Kala egine to
ela
na deis... Thn epomenh mera afou ebgale ta matia tou o X phgainei sth
resepsion na plhrwsei kai na fugei...
<X>Ti ofeilw?
<RESEPSION>Tipota kurie!
<X> ma pws tipota???!!!
<RES>Mhn anhsuxeite kurie X ola einai taktopoihmena... malista qa qelame
na sas plhrwsoume 1.000.000 drx.
<X>EEE???
Fusika o filos mas phre to 1.000.000 (em einai na mh to parei!!!???) kai
efuge...
Gurnaei Salonika o X kai sunantaei enan polu kalo tou filo o opoios htan
papas...
<X>Ti ginetai re Y?
<Y> Ola kala X... esu? Pws htan to taksidi?
<X>Ase pou na sou ta lew re su ... Phga se auto to ksenodoxeio <...> kai
hrqe auth h gkomena kai egine to ela na deis re! Kai to pio koufo einai
oti anti na plhrwsw me plhrwsane 1.000.000
<Y> Ti les re? swpa!!! Pes mou pou phges na paw kai gw na meinw thn
epomenh
ebdomada mia kai exoume ena sunedrio sthn Aqhna...
Etsi loipon o allos filos mas o papas Y phgainei sthn Aqhna... ftanei sto
ksenodoxei, kleinei dwmatio kai paei gia nani...
Ela mou de pou kata tis 2am erxetai h gkomena... Papas, papas alla ta
matia tou ta ebgale kai autos...
Thn epomenh mera paei na plhrwsei...
<Y>Ti sas ofeilw teknon mou?
<RES>A, tipota pater...
<Y> Ma pws tipota???
<RES>mhn anhsuxeite pater... ola einai taktopoihmena... qa qelame na sas
dwsoume kai 2.000.000 drx...
<Y> 2.000.000?????? Sas euxaristw para para polu... alla... na bre paidi
mou exw mia aporeia... Giati se mena dinete 2.000.000 drx kai ston filo
mou ton X dwsate mono 1.000.000
<RES>Ma einai logiko pater... prwth fora gurname tsonta me papa!!!!

Adios!

                        -Lia-

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